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pressley is better then our worst bp arm

if he clears waivers, claim him if we can stay under the tax cap 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

pressley is better then our worst bp arm

if he clears waivers, claim him if we can stay under the tax cap 

We’re already paying him so there’s that…

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

pressley is better then our worst bp arm

if he clears waivers, claim him if we can stay under the tax cap 

Disagree. He’s a -0.7 WAR player who’s lost it and is now a gas can. Let some other team have him. 

Fastball is mediocre now and so is his breaking stuff.  He got old.

17 minutes ago, runthebone said:

When Altuve is in LF, he'll just hand the ball to Correa to throw for him.

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44 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

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Because I would always want Verlander on my team. I’d rather have him pitching than Costanza

13 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Because I would always want Verlander on my team. I’d rather have him pitching than Costanza

I’d rather have Arrighetti, Javier, Garcia, France, LMJ and Ulolla before Verlander.

 

 

20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’d rather have Arrighetti, Javier, Garcia, France, LMJ and Ulolla before Verlander.

 

 

Sure me too besides LMJ.

23 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’d rather have Arrighetti, Javier, Garcia, France, LMJ and Ulolla before Verlander.

 

 

5 of those are injured, so.....JV wouldn't exactly be taking their spot

Get him some glasses and let the wild thing loose in the playoff bullpen

Not in Hall of Fame - Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn

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I'd probably rather have Verlander starting than LMJ, but ideally it would be neither of them.

so dana and staff tremendously upgraded 3 roster spots, and we kept all the key prospects ?

 

 

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Haven't looked forward this much to a random regular season game in awhile.

5 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

John and Lance this morning said they way they negotiated Correa's money and which players they sent out, Astros are now $34k below tax threshold. I doubt they add anyone else.

I don’t believe that. I saw 251M. Those guys that say shit like that always get wrong the fact that you need to count benefits. I want a better source than those goofs (I like them- this ain’t their lane). 

5 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Fuck a Roku game. Can you download their app on Apple TV or is it available on MLB.tv? Roku had several games of Euro 2024 which sucked.

Earlier this season to watch one of the Roku games, I was able to get the game in my internet browser on my phone and shared the screen to my Appletv. It was a pain in the ass but ultimately worked.

Speaking of roster moves, Happy Yordan Day! 

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51 minutes ago, Scraps said:

And its on appletv wooooo

People can talk shit or rage, but this is the best quality broadcast going these days, especially with the hometown radio broadcast option for audio. 

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

This isn't a roku game.  It's on apple tv.

We’re talking Sunday morning. 

 

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

MLB.tv with the radio broadcast option is the only way I consume Astros baseball 

I don't disagree, but MLB.tv is blacked out where I live and MLB keeps figuring out the VPNs.

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

People can talk shit or rage, but this is the best quality broadcast going these days, especially with the hometown radio broadcast option for audio. 

MLB.tv with the radio broadcast option is the only way I consume Astros baseball 

Its especially clutch for the national FOX games and postseason when I get to avoid Davis and Smoltz

 

MLB.tv down to $35 for the rest of the year, including postseason 

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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I don't disagree, but MLB.tv is blacked out where I live and MLB keeps figuring out the VPNs.

I’m in austin

They still  haven’t figured out Unlocator 

I mean he sucks but we got to right based on the jersey alone.

Dumb question but if Parades gets healthy would he likely go back to 3rd and Corella go to second?

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Dumb question but if Parades gets healthy would he likely go back to 3rd and Corella go to second?

the reverse - Paredes to second.

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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This lineup has me half chub, alvarez will take me all the way

14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

the reverse - Paredes to second.

Maybe we should see how he recovers from this hamstring because the Astros already have one second baseman with the lateral range of a rock. 

9 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

This lineup has me half chub, alvarez will take me all the way

No offense but that’s a fucked up fetish if a lineup with Taylor Trammell and/or Dubon in it gets one full chubbed.


I think ideal postseason lineup this year looks like:

Pena SS

Altuve 2B

Yordan DH

Correa 3B

Sanchez LF

Diaz C

Walker 1B

Smith RF

Meyers CF

(quibble however you want on the order of 6-9)

Caratini late inning PH

Dubon and Urias late inning PH/ defensive replacement

 

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15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

the reverse - Paredes to second.

They say that. I think it ends up Correa at 2B. Paredes is fat and the rumor is his mobility is fucked forever. 

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2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They say that. I think it ends up Correa at 2B. Paredes is fat and the rumor is his mobility is fucked forever. 

Correa's throw coming from 2nd will put a hole through Walker

4 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Correa's throw coming from 2nd will put a hole through Walker

He won’t throw those hard but he will hit Pena with a fastball or uncork on the double play when it’s 6-4-3

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

 

If West Palm Beach isn't a suburb of Boston or a rehab clinic after surgery then I don't give a shit where Yordan is because we know where he isn't and that is all that matter right now.

49 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They say that. I think it ends up Correa at 2B. Paredes is fat and the rumor is his mobility is fucked forever. 

That arm would be better suited in the outfield than 2B.

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