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That the fucking out. You're not even close to getting him. 

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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why are we not even trying to hold the runner there?  Need a K, DP.

Horrible defense this game. If that new fuckstick catches that barely foul ball in left field, we are in the clubhouse celebrating a W. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

why'd we pull peña ?

He’s hurt. 

Horrible fucking loss. Wasted a great outing by Brown. Just anemic unclutch hitting. 

Not enough bourbon for this team. Pouring another to say fuck you

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

peña pulled for hamstring cramp

tomorrow they'll tell us the rib actually punctured and collapsed the lung

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

peña pulled for hamstring cramp

JFC. One game back, he gets 3 hits, and going back on the IL

who just called into the post game talking about trading altuve this offseason ?

It's a tragedy that the pitch clock won't let Luis really dance the way he wants to.

I swear to all that’s good and holy when MLB (better be next year) finally implements a workable strike zone solution it will be the 3rd greatest day of my life, behind my marriage and baptism and ahead of the birth of my kids, the first time I lost my virginity (ouch that hurt - don’t touch me where my swimsuit covers), the day I rode in a helicopter in Alaska to the top of a glacier etc. 

we have the technology. We need to use it to solve the most pressing and important problems in the world like that ass clowns strikezone last night. 

Meanwhile the NFL this season is launching ball tracking technology to know exactly where to spot the ball on every play. They can get it down to the frame of the video to know exactly when the player is down and where the ball is at that point. No more stupid outdated chains to measure it, which can lead to human errors. And that only matters a few times in a football game, as opposed to questionable pitches near the edge of the zone, which are much more frequent in baseball. 

Regardless of the outcomes, I’m just going to enjoy the next season and a third of baseball because according to my guy there will absolutely be zero baseball played in 2027

36 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

Regardless of the outcomes, I’m just going to enjoy the next season and a third of baseball because according to my guy there will absolutely be zero baseball played in 2027

 

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1 hour ago, Ichabod said:

Regardless of the outcomes, I’m just going to enjoy the next season and a third of baseball because according to my guy there will absolutely be zero baseball played in 2027

Yep. Coming like a freight train 

Zach Short is rested and ready 

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

 

Are we really supposed to believe that Peña is this big a pussy?

Hopefully the Astros can beat the Ukraine National Team today. 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

wtf are these unis ????

they already gave the green tops 

They still wear their old city connects too (Boston marathon inspired)

Edited by UTexasFight

I didn’t know they got the Astros in San Marcos.

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