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  • Scraps
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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

  • RGBIII
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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Also good news is they get to play at like 6am tomorrow...what could go wrong?

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Also good news is they get to play at like 6am tomorrow...what could go wrong?

sunday brunch GIF

Brunch GIF

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Also good news is they get to play at like 6am tomorrow...what could go wrong?

Hamstrings for errbody

honeymoon over - lets right the ship. Need to channel that energy 'Stros

Wheelin and dealin baby!

Astros acquired left-handed reliever John Rooney from the Marlins for cash considerations and added him to the active roster, they announced. Luis Contreras optioned to Triple-A.

Pena back


SS Peña
DH Altuve
RF Sánchez
3B Correa
1B Walker
C Diaz
CF Trammell
LF Dubón
2B Urías
P Valdez

10 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Man some great clips in here.

 

 

Some great ones in there.  Look for the shot of Padres pitching coach Dave Smith in the dugout at the end of Berkman's HR.

15 minutes ago, WBT said:

Some great ones in there.  Look for the shot of Padres pitching coach Dave Smith in the dugout at the end of Berkman's HR.

Bergman's home run jog is very similar to Penas home run jog.

41 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Wheelin and dealin baby!

Astros acquired left-handed reliever John Rooney from the Marlins for cash considerations and added him to the active roster, they announced. Luis Contreras optioned to Triple-A.

Just thinking that what we needed was another LHRP. Awesome!  
somewhere Dusty Baker strangled a puppy. 

LMC pitched 88 innings while Correa was a Twin.

Holy shit this 1000 to 1 movie they just advertised looks so bad lmao

love that cash considerations move by Dana!

Got a lefty reliever who looks like he might have something to offer. 

Edited by Gourmand

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Some great ones in there.  Look for the shot of Padres pitching coach Dave Smith in the dugout at the end of Berkman's HR.

Haha

Yep saw that.

along with Bochy’s “why the f am I here“ stare 

On 8/1/2025 at 12:48 AM, UTexasFight said:

We get the weekly Roku showcase game!

I hope it’s Dave OBrien on pxp and Blum on color and not Kalas doing pxp with their color guy. 

thank goodness

Red Sox look like Boston today.  Let's hope they suck without an Alt Uni. 

Edited by Iceman

Did Correa even fucking run there?

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Picture quality is ass. 

I was wondering if it was our signal.  Looks like a (poor) video replay. 

This series should be 1-1. They wasted a great outing by Hunter on Friday. Hopefully they don't do the same with Framber

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Picture quality is ass. 

 

Just now, Iceman said:

I was wondering if it was our signal.  Looks like a (poor) video replay. 

Mine is fine. I'm on the mlb app, so maybe that's why

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

when's the last time we wore the fire orange three days in a row?

should have worn the Sunday Frambers...

Weird drinking coffee with Sunday baseball game.  This ain't select ball...

It's a bit depressing when they show the next 3 batters up, and they're the 5,6,7 hitters and the highest average of the 3 is .254

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

It's a bit depressing when they show the next 3 batters up, and they're the 5,6,7 hitters and the highest average of the 3 is .254

 

that's better than last week 

23 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

thank goodness

never a doubt they'd use Julia!

Blum is more annoying when he actually has to work and not just tell dad jokes all game

Didn't get him there but Correa's arm will be a weapon on those slow rollers

I’m confused. How is it we are getting Astros announcers?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

The worst thing to ever happen to national baseball broadcasts is the in-game interview.

 

Just idiotic, and almost equally idiotic is that players who make millions of dollars get $10k for doing them. 

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Just stop the stupid in game interviews. 

 

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