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What an absolute fuck of an inning.  Bunch of shit ass ground balls not right at someone.  Dubon fucks up a possible double play into a hit.  Sanchez might be mildly retarded the way he played that last line drive.  18 pitches already.  This fucking blows goats.   

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This inning looks a whole lot different if our 27 yo SS doesn’t "need rest" for an afternoon game after a slightly later afternoon  game

Nice job to get the last 2 batters out on strikeouts. Shitty luck that inning 

We need to pass the hat and get Wulaw an Espada jersey...

Junk is such a great name for a pitcher.

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

This inning looks a whole lot different if our 27 yo SS doesn’t "need rest" for an afternoon game after a slightly later afternoon  game

Before an off day

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

This inning looks a whole lot different if our 27 yo SS doesn’t "need rest" for an afternoon game after a slightly later afternoon  game

Playing back-to-back games with a tight hamstring is pushing your luck in these cold-weather cities. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

91 middle middle is Colton Gordon stuff

yep

10 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Should of taken cease deal 

looks like our pitching will continue to be a problem

Spaghettis a 4.77 career era pitcher. He’s gonna throw some gems for 6 innings and some clunkers for 4 1/3. Only second year. He’s not that different from what we’ve been using other than I guess more upside. Nothing I would have hung my hat on for post season. He’ll give us some good starts before it’s over. 

46 minutes ago, kevwun said:

They rushed him back before he was ready.

They didn't.  He got babiped to death on soft contact, guys didn't make plays behind him, he was a little wild, and there are some things you can only get in rythm back in a major league setting.
He wil be ready to go in September, he is gonna have to get back into rythm.  He's always been a slow starter at every new level. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Human beings have no business calling balls and strikes anymore.

Better not have the final word next year or I will burn down MLB headquarters. 

I still can't believe we have Carlos Correa

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I still can't believe we have Carlos Correa

Surreal. 

I can’t take this, every fly ball to the outfield is like watching a damn tee-ball game WTF….

One of the things I like about Astros radio is that they were just gushing over the play of the pitcher right there and making that play. Dave South would have just been completely silent.

Damn

Just now, David Dennison said:

We need to talk about Cam Smith.

He needs to fuck off to Sugar Land for a month.

1) it's probably better for the 2025 version of the team

2) It's 1 billion percent better for the 2031 astros

 

Also- motherfucker what an irriating game. They have like 5 or 6 soft contact bullshit plays.  We can't get guys home from 3rd when conceding runs, our blooper gets caught with bases loaded. Their pitcher goes superhuman on us.

 

Also- I think the catchers foot was off the plate on the force. He knew it that's why he tagged.  NY is full of a bunch of motherfuckers. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He needs to fuck off to Sugar Land for a month.

1) it's probably better for the 2025 version of the team

2) It's 1 billion percent better for the 2031 astros

 

Also- motherfucker what an irriating game. They have like 5 or 6 soft contact bullshit plays.  We can't get guys home from 3rd when conceding runs, our blooper gets caught with bases loaded. Their pitcher goes superhuman on us.

 

Also- I think the catchers foot was off the plate on the force. He knew it that's why he tagged.  NY is full of a bunch of motherfuckers. 

If we didn't have slow pokes on the bases, it's probably tied.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If we didn't have slow pokes on the bases, it's probably tied.

Walker is slow af 

You do like Smith and blister a grounder to 3B at 63 mph and you'd like to think you'll get rewarded. 

We're getting guys on, obviously. But if we don't start elevating more of these 100 mph drives, we'll continue to pressure our weaker bats to come through with men on. And this lineup still has too many holes to make that outcome something to rely on. Our Mensa manager leaving pitchers out there too long doesn't help, either. 

Espada never learns that late in games 1st and 2nd no outs you fucking bunt, and of course, Walker is up there trying to pull everything.

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Yuck.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Espada never learns that late in games 1st and 2nd no outs you fucking bunt.

He got bases loaded with one out.

Chill.

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