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Watching the b1 there was never ever ever ever ever the slightest fucking chance in hell we were winning this game. 

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7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Watching the b1 there was never ever ever ever ever the slightest fucking chance in hell we were winning this game. 

Espada seemed far more interested in getting Spag some innings than in getting the team a W. Maybe he thinks all our games in Florida are spring training. 

19 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Espada seemed far more interested in getting Spag some innings than in getting the team a W. Maybe he thinks all our games in Florida are spring training. 

The Tampa series sure played out that way. It was absurd that we went 1-2 in that one. 

We had a chance to tie or go ahead with the bases loaded and one out in the 8th.

I have no problem with Espada getting Arrighetti some work early.

Edited by David Dennison

it's going to be a war in nyc 

i like our chances of this line up stepping up. the new and younger players are going to learn a lot this weekend. 

Amsinger is a known waterhead who just says stupid shit for drama 

Amsinger is a known waterhead who just says stupid shit for drama 

So, just like the majority of surly posters?

Pathetic.

Apple TV tomorrow 

Then two straight noon games?  What a joke 

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2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Pathetic.

Apple TV tomorrow 

Then two straight noon games?  What a joke 

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7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Make it happen, Dana!

 

 

mlb won't let it happen !!!!

 

12 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It would have to be a three-way deal that also brings back the Verlander.  Them’s the rules.

4-way to add Springer or we riot!

if alavarez is done for the season + the pitchers want him bac, 1000% let's get him 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Make it happen, Dana!

 

 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It would have to be a three-way deal that also brings back the Verlander.  Them’s the rules.

 

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

4-way to add Springer or we riot!

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18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if alavarez is done for the season + the pitchers want him bac, 1000% let's get him 

Framber is likely the only pitcher that has a lot of innings with Maldanado, so that is a FUCK NO. Offense is already a problem, pitching is not.

his clubhouse presence is off the scale, have to factor that in too 

i know the surly thread gives zero f's about culture and clubhouse, but that's the a huge part of our success 

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if alavarez is done for the season + the pitchers want him bac, 1000% let's get him 

If Alvarez is done for the season then Dana should be fired for not trading Framber.

10 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

If Alvarez is done for the season then Dana should be fired for not trading Framber.

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So it looks like he has some control issues, but doesn’t really give up hard contact. Seems like someone our coaches can work with…

Looks like he might have a Javier like fastball also, except he throws harder.

13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Looks like he might have a Javier like fastball also, except he throws harder.

 

he sounds extremely fixable 

Reddit calling this guy De Los Meatballs

His avg exit velocity is really high so that's probably fitting.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

if alavarez is done for the season + the pitchers want him bac, 1000% let's get him 

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we have a chance of getting 44.44% of this line up back, one of the greatest mlb line ups all time ....

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Who is EDLS?

 

The answer to all of our prayers.

 

By which I mean:  he's a shaman who specializes in hands.

Mariners win. Lead down to 1 1/2 games. Time to kick some Yankee ass.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he sounds extremely fixable 

how are the hammies?

wait... I read that as "flexible..."

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We don't need piggyback starts.  We need to get Gordon (and potentially Alexander unless he wants to keep going like his last outing)  out of the rotation and sprinkle some rest days for Brown. 

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We need to have productive ABs when necessary, hit the fucking ball when it's there and score fucking runs. 

We need to have productive ABs when necessary, hit the fucking ball when it's there and score fucking runs. 

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I’ve never been closer to giving the finger in this thread than to putt with that Maldonado bullshit. 

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18 hours ago, kevwun said:

His avg exit velocity is really high so that's probably fitting.

You’re not reading that right. His (allowed) exit velo is quite low - 87mph which puts him in the 91% for pitchers. 

no yordan this year = more caratini and diaz hitting dh / playing first. maldy is the perfect 3rd catcher for 3 months 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

no yordan this year = more caratini and diaz hitting dh / playing first. maldy is the perfect 3rd catcher for 3 months 

Fuck this - Maldy isn’t the perfect anything anymore. He sucks at hitting. His defense is atrocious. His magic power was supposedly preparation and game planning but it didn’t actually reduce anyone’s ERA when compared to the other Astros catchers. 

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

no yordan this year = more caratini and diaz hitting dh / playing first. maldy is the perfect 3rd catcher for 3 months 

No Hummel is the perfect 3rd catcher cause he can actually play another position if needed....and is probably 5X faster than Mashitty if they were to need someone to run or some dumb shit 

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25 minutes ago, Scraps said:

No Hummel is the perfect 3rd catcher cause he can actually play another position if needed....and is probably 5X faster than Mashitty if they were to need someone to run or some dumb shit 

This. It’s the only reason he is prob still around honestly. He ain’t much but better than having Maldy or Salazar taking up a seat on the bench.

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