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Fuck Walker, what was that?  Holding the runner...

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Just now, WBT said:

Fuck Walker, what was that?

Dorne...

Been out and about but was following. What was a good game turned shitty very quickly

Judge and Bellinger back to back in the order are the playoff K against the astros all-stars.

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I fucking hate baseball. 
this team sucks dick right now. 

If we challenge B&S, the walk doesn't happen.

That being said, Brown got fucking soft after that.  Blue was squeezing, for sure.

Just call the fucking pitch.  Get it right, babeball.

Edited by Iceman

11 minutes ago, Iceman said:

This HPU sucks worse than a Chevy commercial.

 

Come the fuck on, Blue!!!

Completey changed the Wells AB by not calling that 2nd pitch a strike.

But again the Astros are so fucking bad at moving runners and running the bases, they could easily have 2 more runs if they could execute fundamental baseball.

Just now, Iceman said:

If we challenge B&S, the walk doesn't happen.

That being said, Brown got fucking soft after that.

 

he's been tailing off at the end lately 

 

let's grab this W 

Shitty inning.  The killer was the 79 mph grounder that Walker lets get down the line for a double when he’s holding the fucking runner and then Judge with a 80 mph punch shot up the middle.  Good job by him though not trying to do too much.

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Been out and about but was following. What was a good game turned shitty very quickly

There's a fairly predictable point around this time of the game when Brown regularly goes from awesome to awful in a flash. Is that pitch sequencing, reduced movement/velo or what?

and dfw astro fans want to grab wings tomorrow ?

well hotel is more richardson 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

There's a fairly predictable point around this time of the game when Brown regularly goes from awesome to awful in a flash. Is that pitch sequencing, reduced movement/velo or what?

Cmon yall. He has a 1.7 era on the year after the 4th inning with a sub 1 whip. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Cmon yall. He has a 1.7 era on the year after the 4th inning with a sub 1 whip. 

I know he doesn't get run support, which means he has to be almost perfect. But seems every time I think he's going to finish off a masterpiece, the opposing team mounts a rally just like tonight's. As usual I'm following online, so maybe it seems very different watching. 

National announcers call Chisolm Andrew Gullotta.

 

Nice work there.

Edited by Iceman

Walker is decent when his hits aren't productive. When he needs to be clutch, he fucking sucks

Walker is as clutch as a jumprope.

fucking walker, completely noncompetitive

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

This is going to go one of two ways.

Which, as we're all painfully aware, is far different from calling it a coin flip. 

Just now, WBT said:

fucking walker, completely noncompetitive

Was a horseshit AB. 
they deserve what they get here for general shittyness when it counts. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

fucking walker, completely noncompetitive

I mean after Correa it is a crap shoot at this point. Which is why this team struggles to score runs consistently. Another horrible decision from Crane. Paredes will replace him next year.

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I'm cool with Powell being an MLB umpire.  It can't be worse...

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I mean after Correa it is a crap shoot at this point. Which is why this team struggles to score runs consistently. Another horrible decision from Crane. Paredes will replace him next year.

I admire how much you hate this baseball team.

It's impressive.

Espada playing chess....lefties with .364 ops against Weaver and he pinch hits one jfc dude

Devin williams....oh we cant even fuck this up lol

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