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Just now, HtownHorn said:

Well, Hader is burned for the rest of the series but at least we got a win.

He can pitch on Sunday

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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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That was a really solid win. Hopefully Seattle and Arlington (both currently trailing) each drop a game farther back tonight. 

Astros winning is fun

Yankees losing is fun

Astros spanking the Yankees at home is extra super fun

Rangers are going to lose. Mariners currently down 2-0

who just called into the post game show ...

when the yankees fire boone, we should fire espada and hire boone 

 

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28 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Rangers are going to lose. Mariners currently down 2-0

Well, they were until Griffin Jax decided to serve up a three run jack to Cal Raleigh.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Well, they were until Griffin Jax decided to serve up a three run jack to Cal Raleigh.

and pointed up to the sky immediately after contact as if that ball ever was coming down inside the yard

21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Well, they were until Griffin Jax decided to serve up a three run jack to Cal Raleigh.

Got cute thinking he could get back in the count. And Cal went down and got it.

cant try that shit against him this year 

 

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s so nice to have Correa back. 

Carlos Correa on Apple TV+: “We get Yordan (back) pretty soon hopefully and this team is gonna be stacked.”

 

🤔🤔🤔🤔

 

 

Also, yall need to stop being pussies and watching the scoreboard for the rangers and mariners. They are in the rear view mirror. Focus on what’s in front of us- Toronto and Detroit for the 1/2 seed and bye. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also, yall need to stop being pussies and watching the scoreboard for the rangers and mariners. They are in the rear view mirror. Focus on what’s in front of us- Toronto and Detroit for the 1/2 seed and bye. 

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Seattle is VERY legit and you're being obtuse if you think we shouldn't scoreboard watch them. They are superior in pitching depth and their lineup is much deeper than ours as long as Yordan is out. 

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Bryan Abreu’s last 20 games have been DOMINANT:

1.27 ERA | 21.1 IP | 11 H | 6 BB | 37 K

One of the best relievers in the game! #Astros #BuiltForThis 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also, yall need to stop being pussies and watching the scoreboard for the rangers and mariners. They are in the rear view mirror. Focus on what’s in front of us- Toronto and Detroit for the 1/2 seed and bye. 

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3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also, yall need to stop being pussies and watching the scoreboard for the rangers and mariners. They are in the rear view mirror. Focus on what’s in front of us- Toronto and Detroit for the 1/2 seed and bye. 

But I also enjoy seeing themm lose whenever the are not a threadt lollol

If the orange jerseys can make it there, they can make it anywhere!

7 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

But I also enjoy seeing themm lose whenever the are not a threadt lollol

That’s fair. 

Astros Golf Foundation dropping $30 mil on Herman Park GC and walking trail 

 

 

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I don't hate this lineup.
Yeah well the game hasnt started yet

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I mean, is there even any need to play this game? Call it now and save our ungracious hosts some humiliation.

But back to reality. I hope we can scratch out a W. 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros Golf Foundation dropping $30 mil on Herman Park GC and walking trail 

 

 

That's great and all, but maybe it should be funding artificial limb research instead.

Jose Altuve last 30 games:

.350 BA/.414 OBP/.615 SLG, 8 2B, 3B, 7 HR, 25 RBI, 182 wRC+

#Astros #BuiltForThis 

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jose Altuve last 30 games:

.350 BA/.414 OBP/.615 SLG, 8 2B, 3B, 7 HR, 25 RBI, 182 wRC+

#Astros #BuiltForThis 

He's been playing LF a lot less. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

not derek jeter but hopefully good enough ....

 


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Yankee fans hoping the guy on the right is dressed to come in late in the real game today. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros Golf Foundation dropping $30 mil on Herman Park GC and walking trail 

 

 

So Crane didn't to spend that money on Hermann park instead of the roster?

10 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

So Crane didn't to spend that money on Hermann park instead of the roster?

 

new herman park run / walk trail >>>> extending pena

it's a good day for a W 

we need to rock this chump

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