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#11951
Just now, HtownHorn said:

Well, Hader is burned for the rest of the series but at least we got a win.

He can pitch on Sunday

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#11959

That was a really solid win. Hopefully Seattle and Arlington (both currently trailing) each drop a game farther back tonight. 

#11960
FUCKING HOUSTON ASTROS THATS OUR DADDY I AM BEYOND FUCKiNG ANGRY FUCKING ORANGE!!!!!!!!
@BenOndaTop you see this? Hahahahha
What a fucking joke
you are our owner.our franchise Daddy.our worst nightmare.We are your child.


ENJOY!!

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#11962
TRAMMELL WITH THE INSURANCE RUNS AGAINST HIS FORMER TEAM!! AHHH!!!

 

#11963

Astros winning is fun

Yankees losing is fun

Astros spanking the Yankees at home is extra super fun

#11967
28 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Rangers are going to lose. Mariners currently down 2-0

Well, they were until Griffin Jax decided to serve up a three run jack to Cal Raleigh.

#11969
Just now, David Dennison said:

Well, they were until Griffin Jax decided to serve up a three run jack to Cal Raleigh.

and pointed up to the sky immediately after contact as if that ball ever was coming down inside the yard

#11971
21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Well, they were until Griffin Jax decided to serve up a three run jack to Cal Raleigh.

Got cute thinking he could get back in the count. And Cal went down and got it.

cant try that shit against him this year 

 

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#11973
Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s so nice to have Correa back. 

Carlos Correa on Apple TV+: “We get Yordan (back) pretty soon hopefully and this team is gonna be stacked.”

 

🤔🤔🤔🤔

 

 

#11974

Also, yall need to stop being pussies and watching the scoreboard for the rangers and mariners. They are in the rear view mirror. Focus on what’s in front of us- Toronto and Detroit for the 1/2 seed and bye. 

#11976
3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also, yall need to stop being pussies and watching the scoreboard for the rangers and mariners. They are in the rear view mirror. Focus on what’s in front of us- Toronto and Detroit for the 1/2 seed and bye. 

unimpressed michael keaton GIF

 

Seattle is VERY legit and you're being obtuse if you think we shouldn't scoreboard watch them. They are superior in pitching depth and their lineup is much deeper than ours as long as Yordan is out. 

#11977

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Bryan Abreu’s last 20 games have been DOMINANT:

1.27 ERA | 21.1 IP | 11 H | 6 BB | 37 K

One of the best relievers in the game! #Astros #BuiltForThis 

#11978
JP France in his rehab start for Sugar Land tonight:3.2 IP | 2 H | 2 R | 2 ER | 3 BB | 3 KHe was up to 95.0 MPH! #Astros

 

#11979
1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also, yall need to stop being pussies and watching the scoreboard for the rangers and mariners. They are in the rear view mirror. Focus on what’s in front of us- Toronto and Detroit for the 1/2 seed and bye. 

dont tell me what to do amy poehler GIF

#11980
3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also, yall need to stop being pussies and watching the scoreboard for the rangers and mariners. They are in the rear view mirror. Focus on what’s in front of us- Toronto and Detroit for the 1/2 seed and bye. 

But I also enjoy seeing themm lose whenever the are not a threadt lollol

#11983
Good morning to everyone but New York City, #RepBX fans & Brian Cashman. (Just kidding

 

#11987

Astros Golf Foundation dropping $30 mil on Herman Park GC and walking trail 

 

Exciting news about the future of Hermann Park Golf Course! Check out the video for details!

 

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#11989

not derek jeter but hopefully good enough ....

Old-Timers’ Day for the Yankees.

 

#11991

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I mean, is there even any need to play this game? Call it now and save our ungracious hosts some humiliation.

But back to reality. I hope we can scratch out a W. 

 

#11992
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros Golf Foundation dropping $30 mil on Herman Park GC and walking trail 

 

Exciting news about the future of Hermann Park Golf Course! Check out the video for details!

 

That's great and all, but maybe it should be funding artificial limb research instead.

#11994
28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jose Altuve last 30 games:

.350 BA/.414 OBP/.615 SLG, 8 2B, 3B, 7 HR, 25 RBI, 182 wRC+

#Astros #BuiltForThis 

He's been playing LF a lot less. 

#11996
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

not derek jeter but hopefully good enough ....

Old-Timers’ Day for the Yankees.

 


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Yankee fans hoping the guy on the right is dressed to come in late in the real game today. 

#11997
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros Golf Foundation dropping $30 mil on Herman Park GC and walking trail 

 

Exciting news about the future of Hermann Park Golf Course! Check out the video for details!

 

So Crane didn't to spend that money on Hermann park instead of the roster?

#11998
10 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

So Crane didn't to spend that money on Hermann park instead of the roster?

 

new herman park run / walk trail >>>> extending pena

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