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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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I sincerely love Carlos Correa

 

Also love Daddy on base 4X4 today.

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"Not a good matchup with Houston because of all the RH hitters."

LOLz.

LOLz.

You couldn't throw it like that if you tried.

lulz

And Urias was ph-ing for Trammell, Sanchez was already out of the game.  Pay attention Kalas.

Brian King is my favorite non-star Astro.

Let him close it out.

slapper by Dubon.

 

Who knew?

"20 minutes ago you had Josh Hader warming..."

 

Yeah, your BP got exposed first, bitches.

 

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

Brian King is my favorite non-star Astro.

Let him close it out.

Born Again Kenny Powers

Gordon in the bullpen because he's about to be sent down when Javier comes back?

Is it just me or does Chas’ swing look more like Altuve’s since he came back?

or maybe it’s just that he’s a little shorter and wears his pants at the knees too 

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Stanton left standin'. Sit down, Cyclops. 
 

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Hell yes, Brian King.  LOL.

 

So gratifying with a lead.

After getting swept in Boston, they ended up with a half decent road trip

Just now, Mo Horn said:

After getting swept in Boston, they ended up with a half decent road trip

 

red sox payback starts tomorrow 

2 through 4 going 7-12 and scoring all 7 runs.

thats nice… and something I’m doubtful we’ve seen all year.

imagine if Yordan was back. 

keep winning series

14 minutes ago, Iceman said:

LOLz.

You couldn't throw it like that if you tried.

That's a balk 8 days a week. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

WTF is Brian King?

JAG who is making work.

with a degree from McNeese in basically hunting/ fishing guide.

Lulz at Alexander postgame

”what was working for you?”

 

’honestly, idk. I wasn’t real sharp or hitting my spots early…”

 

i.e. Yankees suck

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

JAG who is making work.

with a degree from McNeese in basically hunting/ fishing guide.

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Which of the voters for the HOF is going to take the stance that on principle for his "role" in the 2017 scandal will they not vote for Atuve on the first ballot.

Oh, by the way, not voting on the first ballot for the HOF Is one of the dumbest  things I have ever heard of and cast a pox of painful dysentery on any voter who does this to a guy who is one of the greatest stories in MLB history.

A guy like Judge should post those numbers, the gambler with Yakuza ties is an athletic freak, and Altuve is the most every man, blue collar, refuse to quit story out there.  

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Shut out the Yankees for six?  Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?

Just now, PGFrog said:

Oh, by the way, not voting on the first ballot for the HOF Is one of the dumbest  things I have ever heard of and cast a pox of painful dysentery on any voter who does this to a guy who is one of the greatest stories in MLB history.

The only justification for this that makes the slightest bit of sense is the odd writer who knows that a particular player is a shoo-in and throws that vote to another player who’s fighting to stay on the ballot.  

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Shut out the Yankees for six?  Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?

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2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

The only justification for this that makes the slightest bit of sense is the odd writer who knows that a particular player is a shoo-in and throws that vote to another player who’s fighting to stay on the ballot.  

I never have understood if you aren't good enough to get it on at Year 1 or Year 4 or 8 you now are good enough at Year 10.

Seriously, the only explanation is the guy who came up with the rules believe in the concept of purgatory. 



Which of the voters for the HOF is going to take the stance that on principle for his "role" in the 2017 scandal will they not vote for Atuve on the first ballot.



Plenty

Thanks for the start George have fun in Sugarland. Ort you can kiss my ass 

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:


 

 


Plenty

 

It’s probably the same 10 assholes, but I’m shocked at how many Athletic articles on the Astros are just overwhelmed with comments referencing trash cans and cheating.  Fangraphs, too.  

46 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Which of the voters for the HOF is going to take the stance that on principle for his "role" in the 2017 scandal will they not vote for Atuve on the first ballot.

 

Quite a handful, because baseball motherfuckers love smelling their own farts.

Jose Altuve is a great ambassador of the game.  He should be celebrated.

The baseball smallmindedfucks cannot deal with how the Astros whipped their asses and turned shit on its head, so Manfred gave them an out.

Fuck em.

Altuve is as HOfer as any player in history.

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:


 

 


Plenty

 

Unfortunately, you are most likely correct on this.  

I think a big part of it is Altuve is way to close in physical stature to all the keyboard, social media, and old school media members who opted to stay inside instead of going out an play in the fucking dirt and heat but now believe it is their duty to protect the game from players such as Altuve.

Similar to the character of Max Mercy in The Natural.

Jose has done what they could never imagine, he has done what they never had the courage, and they would rather toss laurels to the players who fit their ideals than a player who embodies what is good about the game. 

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