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#12252

I sincerely love Carlos Correa

 

Also love Daddy on base 4X4 today.

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#12257

lulz

And Urias was ph-ing for Trammell, Sanchez was already out of the game.  Pay attention Kalas.

#12264

"20 minutes ago you had Josh Hader warming..."

 

Yeah, your BP got exposed first, bitches.

 

#12266

Gordon in the bullpen because he's about to be sent down when Javier comes back?

#12267

Is it just me or does Chas’ swing look more like Altuve’s since he came back?

or maybe it’s just that he’s a little shorter and wears his pants at the knees too 

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Just now, Mo Horn said:

After getting swept in Boston, they ended up with a half decent road trip

 

red sox payback starts tomorrow 

#12284
Just now, David Dennison said:

WTF is Brian King?

JAG who is making work.

with a degree from McNeese in basically hunting/ fishing guide.

#12286
Jose Altuve hit his 250th career home run in the first inning. He needs one more double for 450. When he hits it, Altuve will be the 11th player in MLB history with 250 home runs, 300 stolen bases and 450 doubles.The other 10, according to @Stathead

 

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Which of the voters for the HOF is going to take the stance that on principle for his "role" in the 2017 scandal will they not vote for Atuve on the first ballot.

Oh, by the way, not voting on the first ballot for the HOF Is one of the dumbest  things I have ever heard of and cast a pox of painful dysentery on any voter who does this to a guy who is one of the greatest stories in MLB history.

A guy like Judge should post those numbers, the gambler with Yakuza ties is an athletic freak, and Altuve is the most every man, blue collar, refuse to quit story out there.  

#12291
Just now, PGFrog said:

Oh, by the way, not voting on the first ballot for the HOF Is one of the dumbest  things I have ever heard of and cast a pox of painful dysentery on any voter who does this to a guy who is one of the greatest stories in MLB history.

The only justification for this that makes the slightest bit of sense is the odd writer who knows that a particular player is a shoo-in and throws that vote to another player who’s fighting to stay on the ballot.  

#12293
2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

The only justification for this that makes the slightest bit of sense is the odd writer who knows that a particular player is a shoo-in and throws that vote to another player who’s fighting to stay on the ballot.  

I never have understood if you aren't good enough to get it on at Year 1 or Year 4 or 8 you now are good enough at Year 10.

Seriously, the only explanation is the guy who came up with the rules believe in the concept of purgatory. 

#12294
Cristian Javier will start tomorrow for the Astros against the Red Sox. Spencer Arrighetti on Tuesday and Hunter Brown Wednesday.

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#12296



Which of the voters for the HOF is going to take the stance that on principle for his "role" in the 2017 scandal will they not vote for Atuve on the first ballot.



Plenty
#12298
8 minutes ago, Scraps said:


 

 


Plenty

 

It’s probably the same 10 assholes, but I’m shocked at how many Athletic articles on the Astros are just overwhelmed with comments referencing trash cans and cheating.  Fangraphs, too.  

#12299
46 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Which of the voters for the HOF is going to take the stance that on principle for his "role" in the 2017 scandal will they not vote for Atuve on the first ballot.

 

Quite a handful, because baseball motherfuckers love smelling their own farts.

Jose Altuve is a great ambassador of the game.  He should be celebrated.

The baseball smallmindedfucks cannot deal with how the Astros whipped their asses and turned shit on its head, so Manfred gave them an out.

Fuck em.

Altuve is as HOfer as any player in history.

#12300
22 minutes ago, Scraps said:


 

 


Plenty

 

Unfortunately, you are most likely correct on this.  

I think a big part of it is Altuve is way to close in physical stature to all the keyboard, social media, and old school media members who opted to stay inside instead of going out an play in the fucking dirt and heat but now believe it is their duty to protect the game from players such as Altuve.

Similar to the character of Max Mercy in The Natural.

Jose has done what they could never imagine, he has done what they never had the courage, and they would rather toss laurels to the players who fit their ideals than a player who embodies what is good about the game. 

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