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Thanks for the start George have fun in Sugarland. Ort you can kiss my ass 
Alexander is our ace now bro
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4 minutes ago, Scraps said:
22 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:
Thanks for the start George have fun in Sugarland. Ort you can kiss my ass 

Alexander is our ace now bro

Okay King to Sugarland, Gordon to the pen

22 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

 

And the Twins are paying us $33 million to keep him! Hahahhaha

23 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

 

But it was a terrible trade or something because you can’t pay him 72M for 3 full years plus a bonus playoff run. Some moron somewhere. Probably. 
now we will only get a 4th round draft pick instead of a 2nd round draft pick when Framber leaves. 

Hope Javier still has that sweet ass fastball tomorrow.  Glad to get him back.*

 

 

 

* Pending results

21 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

And the Twins are paying us $33 million to keep him! Hahahhaha

 

11 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Hope Javier still has that sweet ass fastball tomorrow.  Glad to get him back.*

 

 

 

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I’m all in on giving him 5 hitters to face before we declare him washed and incapable of being a help. 
apparently he’s walking enough guys to make Ullola blush down in Sugarland. 

We can’t seem to shake Seattle. Getting swept by Oakland and Boston really hurt, but if we get back to winning series’ we’ll still be okay 

57 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m all in on giving him 5 hitters to face before we declare him washed and incapable of being a help. 
apparently he’s walking enough guys to make Ullola blush down in Sugarland. 

Even when he was at his best, he relied on people chasing his fastball when it was up above the zone.  If he's not close or batters lay off it, he's going to have problems.  He threw a lot of balls then too and it kept him from going deep in games.

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m all in on giving him 5 hitters to face before we declare him washed and incapable of being a help. 
apparently he’s walking enough guys to make Ullola blush down in Sugarland. 

 

@Wulaw Horn how dare you say this thread lives on the jump to conclusions mat !!!!

 

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1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Hope Javier still has that sweet ass fastball tomorrow.  Glad to get him back.*

 

 

 

* Pending results

 

i'm almost sitting in the diamond club. i'll be able to put a good eye on him

 

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If tuve wore pinstripes and had same career #'s and rings they'd be building his statue in monument park all ready pluses debating where he lands in top 5 2b of all time

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Correa is saying “it’s not me, it’s God.” Jomboy posted the same shit earlier and deleted the tweet after realizing how stupid he was to think that.

8 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Correa is saying “it’s not me, it’s God.” Jomboy posted the same shit earlier and deleted the tweet after realizing how stupid he is..

Fixed it for you.  Truly amazing the guy has built the following he has out of a legion of mouth breathing idiots.  

4 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Fixed it for you.  Truly amazing the guy has built the following he has out of a legion of mouth breathing idiots.  

It is?

Its perfectly within America in the 2020s

Houston is 2.5 games from the best record in the AL, and 4.5 games from missing the playoffs entirely. Gonna be a crazy 44 games.

 

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Edit..  @Helobious pussy is hurting really bad right now 

People… Do not batsignal him into this thread.  Go taunt in the MLB thread, but don’t bring him in here.  

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

People… Do not batsignal him into this thread.  Go taunt in the MLB thread, but don’t bring him in here.  

Or the Yankees' season thread, if that exists somewhere.

3 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

If tuve wore pinstripes and had same career #'s and rings they'd be building his statue in monument park all ready pluses debating where he lands in top 5 2b of all time

 

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1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

People… Do not batsignal him into this thread.  Go taunt in the MLB thread, but don’t bring him in here.  

You all know I am a Sox fan. But the Astros are my number 2. Fuck the Yankees. Yeah, what he said. 

6 hours ago, runthebone said:

Hope Javier still has that sweet ass fastball tomorrow.  Glad to get him back.*

 

 

 

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he won't, but he will have the velocity I think. the concern right now for me is his ability to throw strikes and avoid walks. 

13 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Edit..  @Helobious pussy is hurting really bad right now 

Congrats on beating the literal worst team in baseball 2 out of 3. The marlins swept us.

Starting Monday AM with clown music.
 

Very nice!!!

48 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Congrats on beating the literal worst team in baseball 2 out of 3. The marlins swept us.

Well what can you really expect for a mere $300 M payroll...? 

😆 🤣 🤡 

47 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Well what can you really expect for a mere $300 M payroll...? 

😆 🤣 🤡 

You were previously warned about sending out a Helo bat signal to this thread then you go and quote him. Thus the neg. 

Sometimes I like AC's work, sometimes it's kind of meh.

That one is perfect.

8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You were previously warned about sending out a Helo bat signal to this thread then you go and quote him. Thus the neg. 

Zero shits about you negging me jabroni but how bout you fucking lighten up ?

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55 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Sometimes I like AC's work, sometimes it's kind of meh.

That one is perfect.

It is spectacular 

Mockery of those anti Correa trade, appreciation of all the scrubs who won us games and a little on what the roster could be in September and October and finishing kick.

Read, subscirbe and get signed up for 2 free playoff tickets to the winner) and enjoy

 

https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114/scattershooting-and-september-dreaming-while-waitng-for-the-correa-homecoming-3a2ac7b2cc42

@Wulaw Horn Couldn't agree more that Correa makes it more fun to be an Astros fan.  It's like getting a piece of our soul back.

Can't wait for tonight, for his sake, and that of the fans!!!

25 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Mockery of those anti Correa trade, appreciation of all the scrubs who won us games and a little on what the roster could be in September and October and finishing kick.

Read, subscirbe and get signed up for 2 free playoff tickets to the winner) and enjoy

 

https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114/scattershooting-and-september-dreaming-while-waitng-for-the-correa-homecoming-3a2ac7b2cc42

You missed the dumbest anti-Correa trade argument:  “The team won’t sell more merch because everyone already owns his jersey!”

El Reptil better get a nice welcome too.  he's been working his way back from serious injury and then this Correa cat steals his thunder.

 

It's a nice place to be in...  LFG!!!

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