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2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

You missed the dumbest anti-Correa trade argument:  “The team won’t sell more merch because everyone already owns his jersey!”

That is truly so dumb I couldn't even bring it up b/c most of my readers would think it was made up. 

Fire Dana Brown 

edit to add since Twitterputt didn't post it. Gordon went down for Javis spot. 40 man TBD 

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Not a funny issue, but I did laugh recently when MLB was listing players out for certain teams and when they got to HOU, it just said, "ASTROS."

Next you are gonna tell me Trammell is DFA

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Next you are gonna tell me Trammell is DFA

Garcia is also a 60 man IL

Hummel and Gordon. Welp. Not what I would have done but I'm not an incompetent Astros GM 

Hummel was on tonight's roster so guess we only have 3 bench bats now. Great job Brownspada

24 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Hummel and Gordon. Welp. Not what I would have done but I'm not an incompetent Astros GM 

I can't tell if this is a bit or if you genuinely have issues with these moves.  If I spend even one more second thinking about Cooper Hummel or Colton Gordon between now and October, that will be one second too many.

9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I can't tell if this is a bit or if you genuinely have issues with these moves.  If I spend even one more second thinking about Cooper Hummel or Colton Gordon between now and October, that will be one second too many.

Keeping Ort over Gordon? 

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Does Ort have any minor league options remaining? 

Punt him to the moon for all I care 

Would they please end the charade of Alvarez ever playing in a game in 2025 and that includes any simulated games.  

 

6 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Would they please end the charade of Alvarez ever playing in a game in 2025 and that includes any simulated games.  

 

Or ever? 

only low down dirty scum cuts in line to get a yordan bobble head !!!!!

34 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Would they please end the charade of Alvarez ever playing in a game in 2025 and that includes any simulated games.  

 

I’m just glad Yordan stopped talking to the media. The translation of his last public interview came across very poorly.

The guy grew up dirt poor in Cuba. A healthy mistrust of modern medicine is hardwired. A) He doesn’t want to get surgery because he thinks he can help the team this season. B) He’s putting off surgery because he doesn’t want to get cut. C) He doesn’t trust the Astros at all and he’s keeping his own war council. All 3 are plausible. 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Does Ort have any minor league options remaining? 

He does not. He will probably be gone tomorrow when Dubin comes up. Maybe not. 

LMJ still out with a fucking blister is just nuts to me. Cut it out, sand it down and get to fucking work. Such a wimpy ballsack of a player. 

That's an excuse so they didn't have to send him to AAA because he was so bad.

I’m tearing up watching Bregman’s welcome back video. He is one of my favorite players to ever wear a Houston uniform.

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Not sure what to expect from Javier tonight. Hope to be pleasantly surprised. 

I hate seeing Bregman hitting a HR against us in a Red Sox uniform 

Better get someone up. Javier may not get out of the 1st. 

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