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#12803
Luis Garcia will pitch for Triple-A Sugar Land tomorrow. Lance McCullers Jr. will pitch for the Space Cowboys on Friday.

 

#12805
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Luis Garcia will pitch for Triple-A Sugar Land tomorrow. Lance McCullers Jr. will pitch for the Space Cowboys on Friday.

 

I wouldn’t let Mcculers pitch for Austin High. Soft ass punk. Three odd weeks for a fucking blister. 

#12810
21 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

The best solution is to always have a 4+ run lead going into the 9th

or be down 12 runs going into the 9th

#12811

What is the record for HRs against your former team?   Last night at the game I told my daughter "you know what is the best thing about Correa?"  She takes the bait and say "go on....".  So I tell her he has "the best in-laws in Laredo".  My wife said "damn straight" and we laughed.  Meanwhile my daughter has the puzzled look on her face.  Amy tells her, his in-laws own and operate our favorite place to eat in Laredo.  Then the guy behind us start laughing.  Fun times other than the score. 

#12813
Todd Kalas and Geoff Blum will call tonight’s Astros-Red Sox game from the Crawford Boxes.

 

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see you in 2026 ...

Astros manager Joe Espada said Josh Hader is seeking a second opinion for his shoulder strain, but there’s no word on what the first opinion said. “This is going to take a little bit longer than the two weeks,” he said.
Josh Hader is seeking a second opinion on his left shoulder strain, manager Joe Espada said. Espada declined any further comment on the situation in order to “give Josh his space” as he seeks the second opinion.

 

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#12823
Joe Espada told reporters that Yordan Alvarez “could face live batting practice this weekend.”

 

 

#12824

Too bad trade deadline isn’t Aug 15th. They really should move it back a couple weeks since adding more wild cards. Can only patch so many holes. At some point the boat sinks. 

#12825

They might have rode it out if Framber and Brown had kept up their first half performance.  When those 2 started scuffling, the wheels fell off.

#12827
37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Joe Espada told reporters that Yordan Alvarez “could face live batting practice this weekend.”

 

 

I'm so tired of this bullshit with him and Espada and Brown covering it up

#12828
3 minutes ago, Pablo said:

I'm so tired of this bullshit with him and Espada and Brown covering it up

 

'could'

I 'could' close a game this week for the astros 

#12829
53 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Joe Espada told reporters that Yordan Alvarez “could face live batting practice this weekend.”

 

 

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#12834

Aggy wife has a good idea.  She said the organization needs to fine pitchers for throwing balls and giving walks.  Pitching coaching staff gets fined for losing by more than 3 runs per game.  

#12835
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

see you in 2026 ...

Astros manager Joe Espada said Josh Hader is seeking a second opinion for his shoulder strain, but there’s no word on what the first opinion said. “This is going to take a little bit longer than the two weeks,” he said.
Josh Hader is seeking a second opinion on his left shoulder strain, manager Joe Espada said. Espada declined any further comment on the situation in order to “give Josh his space” as he seeks the second opinion.

 

Uh, 2026 if we’re lucky….

The wrong kind of shoulder stuff is career-ending 

#12846

I’m not loving this Melton/Smith platoon bullshit. Melton most likely sucks and Cam is the future of the franchise. Let the kid play and fight through the rookie wall. He showed promising signs of doing just rhat in New York.

Caratini has cooled off so much that he has no business playing everyday. I have no idea why he has vice grip on the 5 hole.

Sanchez should be playing everyday. 

#12847
3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

You keep walking batters and you're gonna get burned

Brown, somewhat like Framber at times, often seems to lose focus quickly once there's a baserunner. I don't know if it's a windup vs. stretch thing or what. 

#12850
I’m not loving this Melton/Smith platoon bullshit. Melton most likely sucks and Cam is the future of the franchise. Let the kid play and fight through the rookie wall. He showed promising signs of doing just rhat in New York.
Caratini has cooled off so much that he has no business playing everyday. I have no idea why he has vice grip on the 5 hole.
Sanchez should be playing everyday. 
Wut.

Cam had played like 7 games in a row....got an off day. He is our RF.

Sanchez is garbage against lefties


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