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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

We hate the extra inning rules but without them this game may have gone 30 innings tied 1-1.

Luis Garcia ain’t walking through that bullpen gate


 

 

sigh

It was a chess match with both sides having only pawns.  Feels great

The Framchise was awesome tonight even though he was sick.

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6 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

What’s that point in the year where early season small sample sizes turn in to “this is who they are and what you can expect the rest of the year”?

 

I was thinking it was Memorial Day, but 53 games, or 1/3rd of the season in, feels kind of late. 

Yes that's about right

June 18th Astros obit seems like so long ago, yet it was less than one year.

 

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just using scraps post as a reminder, no shade intended since we all had the same perspective mostly. 

April is a long way from Sept/October. Wake these bats up and let's see where the season takes us.

just using scraps post as a reminder, no shade intended since we all had the same perspective mostly. 
April is a long way from Sept/October. Wake these bats up and let's see where the season takes us.
No offense taken. They were losing and getting shut out by the fucking White Sox.

The funny thing is the next day the whole season started turning around so i should have just held off longer, but I was fed up with that White Sox game
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24 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Monday March 9, 2026 is going to be an expensive ticket at MMP (er Daikin)

I was at the last one in Phoenix.  It was a blast.  

They took the whole hand off just to be sure.  Turns out having a Civil War reenactor as your team doctor was a bad idea.

19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

cc hooks home opener ....

 

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Is the bridge complete? 

4 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Is the bridge complete? 

 

no, getting close 

 
Yeah until he gets the 7th opinion in September
1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

 

Even money on whether LMJ or Arrighetti with 4 fingers is back first

 

If this was Hunter, Hunter “Four Fingers” Brown and the nickname “Mordecai” would be pretty cool.

“Four Fingers Arrighetti” doesn’t quite sound the same 

This team is so bad at hitting we can't even move Walker down in the lineup cause everyone else sucks ass too

holy shit. i didn’t realize until they just said it on the broadcast, but christian walker has ZERO walks to go with his 18 Ks.

the last 3 seasons, he’s K’d 391 times and walked 186 times—that’s 1 walk for every 2.1 Ks, so 18:0 ratio is completely fucked for him.

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This team is so bad at hitting we can't even move Walker down in the lineup cause everyone else sucks ass too

 

jake the rake : fuck you surly thread !!!!!

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

jake the rake : fuck you surly thread !!!!!

 

cam smith : fuck you surly thread !!!!

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

cam smith : fuck you surly thread !!!!

 

jose altuve : fuck you surly thread !!!

Cam reads Surly and saw that I was talking shit about him. Always happy to be wrong in this situation

That's 3 weak fucking contact rbi base knocks in a row with 2 outs.  Daddy likey.  

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20 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

holy shit. i didn’t realize until they just said it on the broadcast, but christian walker has ZERO walks to go with his 18 Ks.

the last 3 seasons, he’s K’d 391 times and walked 186 times—that’s 1 walk for every 2.1 Ks, so 18:0 ratio is completely fucked for him.

18:1 now!

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

nice defense that inning 

There is zero chance Altuve to Abreu/Singleton turn that into an out last year. 

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