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#14751

Shitty end to a really promising (mostly) outing for SA. Spammed the strike zone, kept ball down, got 14 outs in a row I think and finished bloop, SB, SB, Bloop to no doubt get stuck with yet another loss. 
but promising for sure. 
glad we don’t have Yordan up here to get a big hit. Really fucking awesome he’s fucking around with 3Putt in corpus. Fucking dickhead asshole Espada/Brown. 

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#14752
1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Shitty end to a really promising (mostly) outing for SA. Spammed the strike zone, kept ball down, got 14 outs in a row I think and finished bloop, SB, SB, Bloop to no doubt get stuck with yet another loss. 
but promising for sure. 
glad we don’t have Yordan up here to get a big hit. Really fucking awesome he’s fucking around with 3Putt in corpus. Fucking dickhead asshole Espada/Brown. 

 

corpus tacos >>> houston tacos 

#14753

I mean- I have no idea why I’m being subjected to this fucking bullshit full of fuckers with weak ass shit at the bottom of the bullpen. 
have some balls and call up Ullola and make blubaugh the 7th inning guy and Ullola the 8th inning guy and quit fucking around with these dickheads. 

#14756

Who the fuck is John Rooney?  Wasn't that the name of Paul Newman's character in Road to Perdition?

#14760
16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- I have no idea why I’m being subjected to this fucking bullshit full of fuckers with weak ass shit at the bottom of the bullpen. 
have some balls and call up Ullola and make blubaugh the 7th inning guy and Ullola the 8th inning guy and quit fucking around with these dickheads. 

This is too logical. We can’t be that have that. Banned.

#14761
22 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Shitty end to a really promising (mostly) outing for SA. Spammed the strike zone, kept ball down, got 14 outs in a row I think and finished bloop, SB, SB, Bloop to no doubt get stuck with yet another loss. 
but promising for sure. 
glad we don’t have Yordan up here to get a big hit. Really fucking awesome he’s fucking around with 3Putt in corpus. Fucking dickhead asshole Espada/Brown. 

Are the Astros ever going to try and have pitchers hold runners on? If Gunner doesn’t steal 2nd and 3rd, Spaghetti may get out of that inning without giving up a run.

#14764
Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Are the Astros ever going to try and have pitchers hold runners on? If Gunner doesn’t steal 2nd and 3rd, Spaghetti may get out of that inning without giving up a run.

Not this year. Maybe in the future. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Is that 2 errors on the same play? That would be too funny

I don’t think it can be as there was only 1 base gained. 

#14776
1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Arrighetti is terrible. Lucky double play from being a 30+ pitches inning. Make him throw 150 pitches today and put his ass on IL. And get a fucking haircut. You can look like you smoke dope and play Call of Duty in your mom’s basement all you want when you can get outs. Until then cut that shit. 

While we are at it Kimbrel needs to cut that pig’s tail off as well 

#14778
While we are at it Kimbrel needs to cut that pig’s tail off as well 
He can pitch with his dick hanging out as long as he throws strikes.
#14788
Just now, Mo Horn said:

Sweep would have been nice, but that's a good series win

 

3-1 is a very good series win 

day off tomorrow is needed 

#14790

Fucking amazing end to the game. Cam and Chas loooking like the hopeless dickheads they are (right now) and JP getting punched out on a ball a foot outside. 
Dana lost us this game. You can’t convince me otherwise. His bullshit with the bottom of the bullpen and not having Yordan up. 

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#14792

It was dumb to not have Yordan come to Baltimore.  Wasting games with him beating the shit out of AA pitching is silly.

#14793
1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Yordan back Tuesday. Here comes the stretch run

Fucking finally. Unless he wakes up with a torn labia tomorrow morning from rubbing tacos with 3Putt or whatever they are doing. 

#14795
19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

back in sugarland ?

I will literally cut you from your nutsack to throat if you have summoned that into the world. 

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#14797
1 hour ago, kevwun said:

It was dumb to not have Yordan come to Baltimore.  Wasting games with him beating the shit out of AA pitching is silly.

This thread is going to be something when Yordan gets a day off Thursday afternoon 

#14798
1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

This thread is going to be something when Yordan gets a day off Thursday afternoon 

*Wednesday night

#14799

that rbi would have been great in baltimore 

Yordan Alvarez had a RBI single in the 2nd inning. Swing looks goodPlan is for him to join the Astros in Houston against the Rockies

 

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