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#15052
15 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

the fuck?

of course it matters. yeah, it matters more to be a top 2 seed and avoid an entire playoff rd but the rankings 3-6 still matter.

I mean- does it really?  Home or road isn’t really a thing with this team. 

#15053
1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- does it really?  Home or road isn’t really a thing with this team. 

sure it does, plus opponent matchup. we generally play well against winning teams at home, it's the shitty ones that give us fits.

#15062

Things maybe, finally coming together? Luis Garcia has given up 2 runs in 14 innings in AAA. 
 

Framber, Brown, Costanza, Garcia might be just enough starting pitching to make a run. 

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Is that Bagwell in the booth?  Just started watching 

No. Blummer starting drinking at 7am today. 

#15066

Astro Magic Pitching Fairy Dust ....

Bryan King had a 6.35 ERA & 6.94 ERA his Sophomore & Junior seasons at McNeeseHe’d already taken a regular job after college, not expecting to be drafted. Quit that job & signed for $1000 with Cubs as a 30th rounderNow has a 2.80 career ERA out of the pen the past 2 years
#15067

Astros record with 30 games remaining in the last four seasons (and how they finished):

2025: 72-60 
2024: 70-62 (18-11): 88-73*
2023: 74-58 (16-14): 90-72
2022: 85-47 (21-9): 106-56

*Astros played 161 games last year

#15071



Astros record with 30 games remaining in the last four seasons (and how they finished):

2024: 70-62 (18-11): 88-73*

*Astros played 161 games last year


Fuckkkk youuuuuuu
#15073
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astro Magic Pitching Fairy Dust ....

Bryan King had a 6.35 ERA & 6.94 ERA his Sophomore & Junior seasons at McNeeseHe’d already taken a regular job after college, not expecting to be drafted. Quit that job & signed for $1000 with Cubs as a 30th rounderNow has a 2.80 career ERA out of the pen the past 2 years

Brian King's "regular job:" Salmon fishing guide in Alaska.

#15076
The Astros against Kyle Freeland: Peña 6, Correa 5, Altuve DH, Walker 3, Urías 4, Smith 9, Dubón 7, McCormick 8, Salazar 2Alexander RHP

 

#15077
7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
The Astros against Kyle Freeland: Peña 6, Correa 5, Altuve DH, Walker 3, Urías 4, Smith 9, Dubón 7, McCormick 8, Salazar 2Alexander RHP

 

Yordan is already sitting! Give me a fucking break Espada

#15080
On 8/24/2025 at 4:44 PM, UTexasFight said:

This thread is going to be something when Yordan gets a day off Thursday afternoon 

I hate Espada so much

 

But realistically he was never going to play the 13 straight days on this current stretch until the next off day and if he comes back and plays 10 in a row against Angels/Yankees/Rangers, I’ll take that as a win.

#15081

Are these decisions made by the “feels” or a trained proven top notch medical staff with a history……. Umm Never mind we’re fucked 

#15082

I think it is more the fact we have our ace on the mound and only need a couple of runs today.

 

Edit:  oh, hi again, Salazar

Edited by runthebone

#15085
zero issues with scheduled rest days  
Ita dumb. And if we lose a series to the shit ass Rockies because of it I will not invite you to anymore games
#15087
30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

zero issues with scheduled rest days  

Ok generally, but wtf Yordan has had nothing but rest. 

#15095

That would never happen in so many other sports.  LMAO. "Fuck that free base.  They're gonna overturn it anyway."

 

Refreshing though.

Edited by Iceman

#15098

Chas McCormick. Game Engineer

Fuck yeah, Salazar.  Pour it on, small ball!!!

Edited by Iceman

#15100

Fucking Cam Smith should have caught that home run ball if his value proposition for us is to be a gold glove RF while he sucks at the plate. 

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