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#15151
2 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

What? You want to put Melton and his sub .160 average and negative WAR on the bench?  

Shaun Bagwell level of crazy talk I tell you. 

All sarcasm aside, why on Melton in center? This a contending club. We don’t have losses to give away to figure out if Melton is a big league player. 

 

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#15152
1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

All sarcasm aside, why on Melton in center? This a contending club. We don’t have losses to give away to figure out if Melton is a big league player. 

 

I honestly have no fucking idea why Joe keeps playing Melton.

They can't be showcasing him for a trade,  he looks completely overmatched, not lost and struggling like Cam, but completely over matched at the plate, and does he give you anything you don't get from anyone else on the roster?

#15153
3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Summer of George!

that’s his last start before Labor Day. Hope that’s not the clock striking midnight. 
just keep hitting that snooze alarm buddy and keep this dream season going. 1 more month. 1 more month. 1 more month. 

Why the uncharacteristic pessimism?

He's going to start at least a World Series game, maybe the Game 4 clincher.

#15154

#legend .....

Jason Alexander had a 2.17 ERA and 0.97 WHIP in five August starts.

 

#15155
12 hours ago, PGFrog said:

Dude hit a homerun the other day, that should keep Astros fans happy for a day or so.

Dude, not sure if you are aware of this or not but he’s been the worst hitter in Major League Baseball since like July 1

#15161
10 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dude, not sure if you are aware of this or not but he’s been the worst hitter in Major League Baseball since like July 1

Not worse than Melton.

#15163
17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

#legend .....

Jason Alexander had a 2.17 ERA and 0.97 WHIP in five August starts.

 

Has anyone ever been pitcher of the month in two different classifications of baseball?

#15165
22 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

With qualifying number of plate appearances. 

Okay Mr. Asterisk I still stand by the fact that while Smith has sucked, he hasn't sucked as hard as Melton. .  

#15166
8 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Okay Mr. Asterisk I still stand by the fact that while Smith has sucked, he hasn't sucked as hard as Melton. .  

I said in my pod I love watching melton K bc it feeds my humiliation fetish. 

#15167
10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I said in my pod I love watching melton K bc it feeds my humiliation fetish. 

Every time he comes up to bat I think of Southpark when Kyle's cousin joins the team.

#15170

I really hope Smith's HR the other day wasn't just an anomaly. He was cold before, and has done nothing since. The season can't end soon enough for him. He needs an off-season 

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#15176
33 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I really hope Smith's HR the other day wasn't just an anomaly. He was cold before, and has done nothing since. The season can't end soon enough for him. He needs an off-season 

Send him down. It’s so dumb. He’s completely cooked for the year. It’s not his fault he’s young and has never played this many games. 
 

and for fucks sake Yainer stop fucking grounding into double plays you dickhead. 

#15194
Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

We are the most anti-clutch hitting team I've ever seen

Not like we've had many chances. Only 11 baserunners through 6 innings. 😡

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