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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Just now, Mo Horn said:

I'd ask for insurance runs, but there's a greater chance of hitting the billion dollar powerball on Saturday than that happening

When I hit it I’ll become majority owner of the Astros, all concession, personnel, roster, coaching, and medical decisions will be made on Surly.  

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'd ask for insurance runs, but there's a greater chance of hitting the billion dollar powerball on Saturday than that happening

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Can Ort get 3 more?
These guys suck so he better

Never in doubt. Mariners lost so picked up a full game

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Throw the break and go to the house.

Great call

32 minutes ago, runthebone said:

No way we regret only getting one there.

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What an idiot!

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

How did Javier’s fastball look?

I only saw his last one was at 94.

I saw a few 95’s

It looked better, they couldn't catch up with it when he elevated it.  Hopefully, it's not only because it was the Angels.

His velocity was fine.  He threw almost as many balls as strikes though.  I would call it effectively wild.

Espada is going to have to stagger abreu and King.  Can’t have games where neither is available.  The bullpen is real ugly when that happens.

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58 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Espada is going to have to stagger abreu and King.  Can’t have games where neither is available.  The bullpen is real ugly when that happens.

Checks box score. Ort: 1.1 ip, 0 hits, 0 bb, 2 so

41 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Don't let Wulaw see this

 

There is no place in baseball for a glove first RF. You have to hit. He’s just not. 
also/ I like cam smith. I like him so much I want him to be an Astro when he’s a 28 year old in 2031. 

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Checks box score. Ort: 1.1 ip, 0 hits, 0 bb, 2 so

The new guy blew the no no though and Kimbrel was ass.

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3 hours ago, kevwun said:

His velocity was fine.  He threw almost as many balls as strikes though.  I would call it effectively wild.

 

yesterday was his final spring training start 

On 8/18/2025 at 7:21 PM, cabowabo said:

Thank God we got college football starting this weekend.

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Somehow, I'm sitting in the McNair family seats tonight in Diamond Club. 

They may not invite me back. 

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Somehow, I'm sitting in the McNair family seats tonight in Diamond Club. 

They may not invite me back. 

 

hope you get good tips

im ready if you have an extra 

My wife's best friend, her boyfriend is pretty high up in the Texans front office. If either of them bail out, Putt, you will be the 4th person I call. 

17 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

My wife's best friend, her boyfriend is pretty high up in the Texans front office. If either of them bail out, Putt, you will be the 4th person I call. 

 

i can be there in 15 mins 

37 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's baseball season!

I love tou. But every now and again I hate you. 

51 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I love tou. But every now and again I hate you. 

 Not a whole lot of spouses posting on Surly…

19 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

 Not a whole lot of spouses posting on Surly…

The posting history checks out 

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Save us Astros ....

 

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Yep. I’m there too. Looking forward to the Astros game more than I’m looking forward to laughing at aggy. 

Went to the game last night and had a great time.  I have never booed an Astro player in person.  It took everything in me not to boo Kimbrel.   
 

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck !!!!!!!

What happened?

 

altuve hbp off his forearm 

We're a blistering 2-for-18 in the series with RISP. Not sure how anyone might improve on such a torrid pace, but let's give it a try. 

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