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5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

We're a blistering 2-for-18 in the series with RISP. Not sure how anyone might improve on such a torrid pace, but let's give it a try. 

Here we go, got another opportunity.

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Worse:  Astros with RISP or Longhorns in the red zone?

2 minutes ago, Welch said:

Worse:  Astros with RISP or Longhorns in the red zone?

The latter times infinity.

Another Dubon failure, Espada loves playing shitty players. He also doesn't realize you can steal bases.

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Bo Porter has no balls

Shitty day for sports all around.

It was bound to happen when you overuse your leverage relievers as much as Espada does. Espada loves using his closers in non-save situations.

Sorry about your birthday Espada.

M's lost.

Get 'em tomorrow.

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Abreu v. Arch--which one sucked harder today?  Defend your answer with examples

Arch.  That’s as ugly as I’ve ever seen. From someone that doesn’t suck dick. No offense js. 

29 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Abreu v. Arch--which one sucked harder today?  Defend your answer with examples

 

abreu 

arch - was on first road game and 1st game of the year 

 

both loses mean zilch 

The fact that people give a fuck what happens to the M’s blows my mind. I mean sure winning another division title is cool and all, but we need to catch the Jays. And we squandered a golden opportunity to gain a game on them. What a shitty day. 

4 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

The fact that people give a fuck what happens to the M’s blows my mind. I mean sure winning another division title is cool and all, but we need to catch the Jays. And we squandered a golden opportunity to gain a game on them. What a shitty day. 

 

4 weeks left

get hot to end the season 

25 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

The fact that people give a fuck what happens to the M’s blows my mind. I mean sure winning another division title is cool and all, but we need to catch the Jays. And we squandered a golden opportunity to gain a game on them. What a shitty day. 

I just don’t know what to expect with this team and have no expectations of catching the blue jays and would be more than satisfied with holding on to the division. All season it’s felt like things are being held together with duct tape and baling wire. This hasn’t felt like the 2nd best team in the league all year and don’t see anything magically changing that in the final month.

Need our ace to show up tomorrow and find a way to win and scratch out a .500 record in this abysmal month.

We’ve averaged 3.7 runs per game in August.
Our run differential is -31 for the month and down to +18 on the season, 8th best in the AL. 

The bullpen has been incredible most of the year but is clearly running on fumes. Time for the starting rotation to take some pressure off the pen and hopefully the offense steps up and starts to carry the team.

Javier and Arrighetti with two promising starts the last two nights. They need to continue providing a solid 6+ and need LMJ or Garcia to get to that same point by the end of September and we may have something to work with heading in to October. 

 

 

58 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

The fact that people give a fuck what happens to the M’s blows my mind. I mean sure winning another division title is cool and all, but we need to catch the Jays. And we squandered a golden opportunity to gain a game on them. What a shitty day. 

It's not either/or

this team as is, could go on a 12 game tear 

keep grinding untim bats wake up. javier and aregetthi are getting stronger 

avoiding that first round would be ideal 

28 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's not either/or

The third best division winner and wild card really are no different. It’s like y’all don’t remember last year. 
we need to catch the Jays and/or stay ahead of the Royals. M’s don’t really matter

We’re 41-29 at home and 34-32 on the road. It matters. We ran into a hot team in a short series last year with the best pitcher in the league. It happens.

So you’re going with the “home field matters in a short series, except for when it doesn’t” argument. Ok got it. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

this team as is, could go on a 12 game tear 

keep grinding untim bats wake up. javier and aregetthi are getting stronger 

avoiding that first round would be ideal 

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Arrighetti was really good last night. Javier went 6 hitless yesterday. Framber went 7 shutty the other night. I don’t understand why we can’t score runs. 

8 hours ago, oh_snap said:

The third best division winner and wild card really are no different. It’s like y’all don’t remember last year. 
we need to catch the Jays and/or stay ahead of the Royals. M’s don’t really matter

Sure but they still record who wins the division and we have a pretty impressive full season division winning streak going.  As impressive as it can be against this field anyway.

42 minutes ago, WBT said:

Sure but they still record who wins the division and we have a pretty impressive full season division winning streak going.  As impressive as it can be against this field anyway.

I won the state 100M championships***
 

*the state was Rhode Island. 
*it was against 6th graders

*they were girls. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I won the state 100M championships***
 

*the state was Rhode Island. 
*it was against 6th graders

*they were girls. 

How big of a head start did they give you?

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Sure but they still record who wins the division and we have a pretty impressive full season division winning streak going.  As impressive as it can be against this field anyway.

Put it on the wall!!!

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