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1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Last 6 games are definitely the most worrisome.

 

if anything is in play those last six games we are ....

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God fucking dammit he is sitting Yordan


SS Peña
3B Correa
LF Altuve
1B Walker
DH Diaz
2B Urías
RF Smith
CF Dubón
C Salazar
P Valdez

Astros record this year with Jose Altuve at:

2B: 21-23
LF: 27-16
DH: 24-22

The Astros are 25-11 when Dubon starts at 2nd.

48 minutes ago, Scraps said:

God fucking dammit he is sitting Yordan


SS Peña
3B Correa
LF Altuve
1B Walker
DH Diaz
2B Urías
RF Smith
CF Dubón
C Salazar
P Valdez

I'm not a manager talk kinda guy but this is just otherworldly idiotic. 

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

He's hurt isn't he?

 

I don't think he reads this thread 

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

I'm not a manager talk kinda guy but this is just otherworldly idiotic. 

I AM a manager talk kinda guy, and I agree. Espada is an idiot. 

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

God fucking dammit he is sitting Yordan


SS Peña
3B Correa
LF Altuve
1B Walker
DH Diaz
2B Urías
RF Smith
CF Dubón
C Salazar
P Valdez

Trade off, sit Yordan or he got to put Melton in centerfield.  

 

I hear absolutely no bias with these two.

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After watching the Astros hit into way too many double plays, killing scoring chances, I’m questioning the analytics of having a hitter hit with no outs and a guy on first base.

They need two positive events to have a chance to score a run. If instead you bunt the guy to second, then one hit in two chances (2 outs) scores a run 75-80% of the time. Or have the guy on first steal. I want to see Gus ball by the Astros, especially since they hit into so many dp’s. 

Oof.

Meat

Also, no excuse for Yordan sitting.

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3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Oof.

Meat

Also, no excuse for Yordan sitting.

Yordan ran yesterday.

ugh @ bunt

fuck that 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

It was a horrible bunt, but at least he tried

 

he's hitting .347 at home. swing the bat 

Fuck bunting in the 3rd inning with your best hitter.

Executing is still an fucking issue as well as baseball IQ. The fucking guy can't throw a strike and Pena bunts on the 1st pitch, likely an Espada call.

stupid bunt

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Executing is still an fucking issue as well as baseball IQ. The fucking guy can't throw a strike and Pena bunts on the 1st pitch, likely an Espada call.

Espada never bunts!!

2 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Fuck bunting in the 3rd inning with your best hitter.

he did it on his own 

I fucking hate this team so much. Anyone who had the slightest hope for that inning shouldn’t have. 
Only way we are scoring 2 runs today is if they score 5 or 6 and get disinterested. 

Pretty sure among the career totals for Astros, Altuve unfortunately has to be among the leaders in taking a pitch a foot outside and hitting a weak ground ball to a middle infielder. 

Sigh, I miss when he would shoot that ball the opposite way. 

33 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

After watching the Astros hit into way too many double plays, killing scoring chances, I’m questioning the analytics of having a hitter hit with no outs and a guy on first base.

They need two positive events to have a chance to score a run. If instead you bunt the guy to second, then one hit in two chances (2 outs) scores a run 75-80% of the time. Or have the guy on first steal. I want to see Gus ball by the Astros, especially since they hit into so many dp’s. 

More walks. 

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Ump has been whack all night

 

he pointed to his eyes and the ump tossed him

😂😂😂😂😂

I said, “Here comes another one.”

ha.

Pull Framburglar 

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