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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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So little results from great opportunities. Surprised we actually got 1 run out of that. We just suck at clutch hitting

Stros love that middle middle

This team is so hard to watch. Just so inept at the plate when it matters. 

Fucking pathetic

That pitch was never within a foot of the strike zone

An offense of retards

This team is so hard to watch. Just so inept at the plate when it matters. 

I hate watching them. But I can't quit
1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

An offense of retards


I hate watching them. But I can't quit

I'm still here. Obviously a masochist

I guess you keep putting Cam in the lineup and maybe he gets a hit every once in a while, but he's pretty much done for the year. And, there's really not a better option on the bench. 

38 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

What's the opposite of exciting?

Other than 2025 Astros baseball, I give up.

It's bad enough to so seldom put the ball in play. That problem is only compounded by the fact we aren't hitting for power. Big innings thus have become total flukes, even against the bad teams. Unwatchable ball. 

We just refuse to take walks, and never hit homers.   Hard to score when you need 3 hits to get there.

The trammel-cam 8-9 is just so awful. At least Jake will take over for one of them tomorrow. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

I guess you keep putting Cam in the lineup and maybe he gets a hit every once in a while, but he's pretty much done for the year. And, there's really not a better option on the bench. 

Jake Meyers.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Jake Meyers.

Is he back? I know he's close, but hadn't heard he was back with the big club. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Is he back? I know he's close, but hadn't heard he was back with the big club. 

He's in the dugout.

Just now, David Dennison said:

He's in the dugout.

Then why the fuck isn't he in the lineup?

Oh shit, Kimbrel is warming and probably coming in. 

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Blubaugh is a baller.

Nice job holding them where they are. Probably gonna be wasted 

JFC. We are fucking snakebit. That ball was hit on the screws and it turned into a double play

Just now, Mo Horn said:

JFC. We are fucking snakebit. That ball was hit on the screws and it turned into a double play

Even bounced foul initially, just can't stop getting railed. 

I’ll just say it again. If they had bunted the runner over to second, instead of hitting into a double play, Altuve’s hit would have scored a run. I don’t believe the analytics these teams are using. 

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Altuve got a hit!!!!

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Edited by Mo Horn

So all it took was my complaint about our power outage? My bad for not having posted that two months ago. 

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC. We are fucking snakebit. That ball was hit on the screws and it turned into a double play

Yes we are

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