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Well one way to get this game over is to bring in LMJ

At what point does a hitter finally take a pitch or two and try to get in a hitters count? 

Just now, Hornsbay22 said:

Bet LMJ walks a runner in

That will absolutely happen.

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

As soon as the Mets traded Gilbert to the giants, Dana should have been on the phone saying he’d take old man JV off their hands if they threw in Gilbert. 
idk what else it would have taken to get that done but Gilbert’s looked good since getting called up a month ago…and gotta think if JV was in the clubhouse none of this bullshit with Framber happens.

(but then there is the issue of what you do with JV because you sure can’t throw him out there ever 5th day in a pennant race).

 

 

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Just now, Storm the Field said:

Lol, 4 straight balls. Great start Lance!

 

set up the DP !!!!!

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Predictable. This team fucking sucks

Pitch got caught on his blister

Lance and Walker on that… my two favorite Astros… on Opposite Day. 
ohwell, get em tomorrow

4 back of the 2 seed (lol)

3.5 up in the division 

4 up for the last playoff spot 

gotta finish 4-1 to win the tiebreaker over the rangers.

Gotta win the last series against the mariners in two weeks to win that tiebreaker.

too lazy to figure out the tiebreaker if all three end up tied after 162.

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Astros are such a beating to watch this year.
Like watching shitty, completely non-fundamentally sound in all three phases David Pierce teams 

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

4 back of the 2 seed (lol)

3.5 up in the division 

4 up for the last playoff spot 

gotta finish 4-1 to win the tiebreaker over the rangers.

Gotta win the last series against the mariners in two weeks to win that tiebreaker.

too lazy to figure out the tiebreaker if all three end up tied after 162.

They've looked bad for two months now. Does anyone really see a deep run happening?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

They've looked bad for two months now. Does anyone really see a deep run happening?

Losing hope quickly.  

This team just ain't it. 

The roster has been absolutely decimated by injuries. The pitching staff is currently bearing the brunt of it, but they're not getting much help from a finally-almost-healthy lineup that was below even 60% strength for the vast majority of the season. I'm honestly expecting to wake up tomorrow to hear that 1 or 2 of the guys that pitched tonight has elbow or shoulder discomfort. 

More losses than wins since 7/1 and very few of the wins have come easy. Our largest margin of victory in our past 30 games is 6 runs (while losing by double digits several times). We only have a positive 10 run differential after tonight. We've  played and looked like a slightly below .500 team since the ASB.

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They've looked bad for two months now. Does anyone really see a deep run happening?

No

peaked in June and have been slowly sinking ever since

I fully expect to go completely under on the last day of the season

 

I just can’t get over how bad the offense is and refusing to do anything to change the approach or try to find some sort of spark.


Altuve  is 7-45, .156 (with 2 doubles) since 8/24.

(7–41, .171 since Yordan came back).

why anyone would pitch to Yordan with Altuve batting behind him right now, I have no idea.

 

on cue, I’m sure Altuve will go 3-4 tomorrow with a double and a homer and then sit Sunday because of a “scheduled day off”

5 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

I'm honestly expecting to wake up tomorrow to hear that 1 or 2 of the guys that pitched tonight has elbow or shoulder discomfort. 

 

Don’t put  that evil on Bryan Abreu.

(Lance or Craig is ok, but not Bryan)

It’s really incredible what losing that one guy in the lineup did to this offense …and the inability of anyone, including (especially) the coaches to adapt 

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