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Alex Cintrón and Troy Snitker's coaching is shining tonight 
blanco needs to keep improving
van wey !!!!
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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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24 minutes ago, Scraps said:

CAN WE GET A PENA BOMB

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So Washington took Tim Anderson out to rest him but Trout is still out there?  Very cokehead.

taylor scott time !!!!!!
Thank god we have a 9 run lead
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
taylor scott time !!!!!!

Thank god we have a 9 run lead

 

🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

i'd rather burn conteras's arm

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

So Washington took Tim Anderson out to rest him but Trout is still out there?  Very cokehead.

More likely they took Tim out to give the team a rest from him. 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Scott sucks cock

 

send him back out there 

Yes make him unavailable as much as you can

Ever since I talked shit about Cam, he's been great

Should have gave him thr silent treatment.

ROY starts tonight!

Well this is fun. The downside is that we'll get no-hit tomorrow

Well this is fun. The downside is that we'll get no-hit tomorrow

Ha this, but seriously great to see so many players break out of slumps at once.

i like winning

i like scoring 2 TDs

i like beating the angles

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Angels are so shitty not even Ted Cruz can jinx us

 

siap 

 

 

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Kaleb Ort tossed a scoreless inning for Sugar Land tonight generating 3 whiffs and touching 97.2 MPH. 

 

Plotting The Simpsons GIF

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Should have gave him thr silent treatment.

ROY starts tonight!

Disappointing that he didn’t get it.

That run differential tho

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

So Washington took Tim Anderson out to rest him but Trout is still out there?  Very cokehead.

Jackie ain't comin out!!!

Feels like a good day to get back to .500

Let’s hope we didn’t blow our load last night and go back to scoring 1-3 runs a game over the next 7 games. We need to break out and get it going for a good streak.

Fitting Paredes first homer hit the pole since he can't keep dick fair.

Would only been a homer in Diakin because every other park it would have ended up foul

do not watch cam's post game interview, he gives cintron and snitker a shout out  lololololol

 

surly thread .....

Mad Arthur GIF by MOODMAN

Edited by tx 3 putt

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

do not watch cam's post game interview, he gives cintron and snitker a shout out  lololololol

 

surly thread .....

Mad Arthur GIF by MOODMAN

 

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cam smith :

First 14 ABs
.143 / .294 / .143 / .437

Last 15 ABs
.333 / .375 / .667. / 1.042

 

keep working hard rook

 

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

do not watch cam's post game interview, he gives cintron and snitker a shout out  lololololol

 

hey kid keep doing what you're doing but move closer to the plate?

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

hey kid keep doing what you're doing but move closer to the plate?

k-pop magic GIF

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

That’s crazy 

 

righty v lefty , also

Since that Sat loss at Minnesota, Cam has played three games and gone 5-for-11 with one triple, one homer, one walk, and one strikeout. He was slashing .111/.238/.111 after that 7-1 loss to the Twins.

His slash line today is .241/.333/.747.414

edit: his ops today is .747, not his slugging

Edited by Gourmand

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The @astros are limiting opposing hitters to a .182 average this season. 

That's the lowest batting average allowed through 13 games of a season by an MLB team since the 1981 Oakland A's (.176).

https://x.com/optastats/status/1911091832148377758?s=46&t=cH-LvFrUDSIxqTdoyXUTxg

 

god damn GIF

again....the bullpen is not the problem. 

just gotta get Yordan and Yainer's heads out of their asses and hope that Christian Walker will eventually hit for some power with Paredes not pulling everything too far left.

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

again....the bullpen is not the problem. 

just gotta get Yordan and Yainer's heads out of their asses and hope that Christian Walker will eventually hit for some power with Paredes not pulling everything too far left.

The bullpen is not the problem when handled correctly. Contreras and Taylor should have 0 appearences when the game is +/- 3 runs.

5 hours ago, Scraps said:

Fitting Paredes first homer hit the pole since he can't keep dick fair.

Would only been a homer in Diakin because every other park it would have ended up foul

 

thanks for those free chicken strips today !!

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