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Just now, Iceman said:

Toronto fans are too nice.  Not hearing the boos for Altuve.

Might be the mikes, but give our man his spinach!!!

Probably because he is sucking ass right now 

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how do you walk that fat fuck?

I hear all the stats about Abreu being elite before he pitches, but never feel it. 

Great, now Abreu's velocity is down. Espada completely destroyed this bullpen.

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

I hear all the stats about Abreu being elite before he pitches, but never feel it. 

oh there are times.

but others are ridiculously treacherous.

gotdamit.

You know the guy is taking.  Throw a gotdam strike.

Oh yes.

perfection.  You fucking fuck.

I am sick and tired of being a Houston fan. The Texans trotting out the same crappy OL has sent me in a funk and now we have the Astros blowing a game in the 9th. Sick of this shit. I’m done.

Espada just going to let him lose the game. How do you let a reliever load the bases and not replace him?

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We'll always have 2017 and 2022

Just fucking lose it now and don't prolong the inevitable

Just now, Macklemore said:

I am sick and tired of being a Houston fan. The Texans trotting out the same crappy OL has sent me in a funk and now we have the Astros blowing a game in the 9th. Sick of this shit. I’m done.

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

FUUUUCCCCKKKK YOU ABREU

 

move him back to set up man 

let king close 

Sparky is exactly right.  You can’t walk Springer cuz he'd then walk in the winning run

I’d rather we flame out and miss the playoffs completely than limp in. I want Espada fired more than anything.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Espada jsut going to let him lose the game. How do you let a reliever load the bases and not replace him?

with whom?

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

move him back to set up man 

let king close 

Espada isn't that smart

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

move him back to set up man 

let king close 

King?  Nah

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