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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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If we don’t lose here we lose in 10 thankfully. 
LmJ gonna be our last bullet (to the head) 

Yeah, now we can watch us not be able to get in a run from 2nd with nobody out…..maybe a few times. 

Surprised we didn't get walked off. Nice 30-pitch meltdown, but at least we're still alive. 

walking Kirk is 100% on Abreu being a meathead.

Just now, Iceman said:

walking Kirk is 100% on Abreu being a meathead.

Walking the 8 hole hitter is pretty damn terrible too. 

Fire Perezchica and Espada now. What the fuck was Altuve running there 

How the fuck do you get thrown out at 3rd by a mile on a ground ball to 1st? 

Holy shit, Altuve wasn't even running hard. Seriously, he needs to sit the rest of this trip.

There’s the Altuve we all know and love….

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

How the fuck do you get thrown out at 3rd by a mile on a ground ball to 1st? 

 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Fire Perezchica and Espada now. What the fuck was Altuve running there 

Altuve was lolly gaggging.

I absolutely love this. In Arlington we went 3 innings in a row without advancing 

now we said- let’s go backwards! 

c'mon jumprope...erase the tootblan!

I guess that nets out to the same result with a faster man on second but Altuve really is the worst base running future HoFer in the last couple of decades

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, Altuve wasn't even running hard. Seriously, he needs to sit the rest of this trip.

 

he tried to speed up 

Edited by tx 3 putt

We're gonna lose.

#CaptainObvious

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

 

Altuve was lolly gaggging.

Yep, that was on Jose Altuve 100%.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

I guess that nets out to the same result with a faster man on second but Altuve really is the worst base running future HoFer in the last couple of decades

He might be the worst ever. I can't think of another.

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

We’re gonna make it a race to have a .500 season, aren’t we?

I hope so. Maybe someone will get fired.

And to make me hate tonight even more we’re gonna get us some Kimbrel.  
 

Can we just do 3 IBB and call it a night?

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If we don’t lose here we lose in 10 thankfully. 
LmJ gonna be our last bullet (to the head) 

You'll get Kimbrel and like it

Who's the actual leader of this bunch of misfit toys? Do we have one? If it's Altuve, no wonder we're a wreck. 

Holy shit, this inning couldn't go any worse for him. No urgency on that grounder either. Astros have a serious Altuve problem.

a players' only meeting should fix this.

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

a players' only meeting should fix this.

So would benching Altuve for 3 or 4 games. Maybe he gets the message?

This team is dogshit.  

Garcia will always be an Astros hero for winning 2022 ALDS Game 3.  It's a damn shame.

Where's the nut punch gif I was posting in the football game thread on Saturday?

alejandro Kirk.  What a fucking threat.

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