Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 18.3k
  • Views 553k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Scraps
    Scraps

    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

  • RGBIII
    RGBIII

    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

Posted Images

I have no idea who pitches the bottom of the 9th, but unless we score 5+ runs it won't end well. 

I have no idea who pitches the bottom of the 9th, but unless we score 5+ runs it won't end well. 
Abreus warming up lmao

Always a pitch away. Always a hit away. Both signs of a team going nowhere. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Raise your hand if you would trade making the playoffs for a new manager.

Gotta know who the next manager is first 

7 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Be nice if we could ever get a big hit like that.

Magic GIF by The Paley Center for Media

And that's why he should have stayed on the bench

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

send abreu out there. put last night behind him 

image.gif.7122f032965edf89adf554f07bd92bbc.gif

Just now, David Dennison said:

So, how does the lead off batter reach base?

I'm thinking walk.

HBP

So do we lose or does Abreu blow his arm out?  

 

Or both? 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

And that's why he should have stayed on the bench

image.gif.7122f032965edf89adf554f07bd92bbc.gif

 

old school managing - send them back out there and tell him to do his fuxkign job 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

So, how does the lead off batter reach base?

I'm thinking walk.

Since he’s coming in cold, I’ll put money down on an Altuve E.  

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Since he’s coming in cold, I’ll put money down on an Altuve E.  

Nah, that's how the Blue Jays win the game.

 
old school managing - send them back out there and tell him to do his fuxkign job 
Old school managing would have let Alexander get to 110 pitches and go CG SO
2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So do we lose or does Abreu blow his arm out?  

 

Or both? 

 

loses his head !

Not quite the way you draw it up, but a W. Too bad JA didn't get it. 

8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Is Costanza under team control? My goodness. We gotta bring him back next year. 

 

 

two year of arbitration 

 

6 quality starts 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Edited by tx 3 putt

9 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Raise your hand if you would trade making the playoffs for a new manager.

That's like if you would rather receive a blowjob or get kicked in the nuts.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

IMG_5269.png.7489ab992520f65b92cee373163e0fe3.png

 

90% of surly thread ....

Angry Bobs Burgers GIF

Correa's swing has looked good. Thumbs up to Citron and the player for that.

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Correa's swing has looked good. Thumbs up to Citron and the player for that.

Counterpoint: Altuve’s “swing” the past month.

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Counterpoint: Altuve’s “swing” the past month.

I started to add a "but" diatribe noting that Altuve has fallen off the face of the earth, but I decided to see if he might do anything at all productive over the next few weeks. I doubt he will, but who knows? I suspect he's somewhat like Verlander: old and stubborn and at this point only occasionally useful. Hate it but won't deny it if he doesn't come around before October. 

Also, how about rest of the lineup?

The entire coaching staff is getting fired after the season, from trainers to Espada. If Crane runs it back he is going to get crucified in the Houston media.

16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The entire coaching staff is getting fired after the season, from trainers to Espada. If Crane runs it back he is going to get crucified in the Houston media.

You think Crane gives a shit about who says mean things about him in the Chronicle and sports radio to their hundreds of listeners?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

IMG_5277.jpeg

Hmmmm. Altuve at 4 seems bad. Put Diaz there. We're hamstrung enough with Trammell and Dubon in the lineup. 

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Hmmmm. Altuve at 4 seems bad. Put Diaz there. We're hamstrung enough with Trammell and Dubon in the lineup. 

 

he needs to break out for this team to make a ws run 

 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

he needs to break out for this team to make a ws run 

 

True. But for now, I'd let him "break out" at 6 or deeper in the lineup. Not that other options at 4 are great, but I'd much rather have Diaz there while he's swinging it well. 

9 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

True. But for now, I'd let him "break out" at 6 or deeper in the lineup. Not that other options at 4 are great, but I'd much rather have Diaz there while he's swinging it well. 

Houston Astros GIF by MLB

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.