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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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I figured it was a bad one.  He could barely put any weight on it at all.

Edited by kevwun

Oh shit Espada growing a pair with a little backtalk.

4 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Heading to the Twins today, Brewers tomorrow and Royals thursday. Any tips/tricks for any of these stadiums???

Twins in the best of the three to me, but I don't have anything special to give you for it.   

Agree with UTexas that Brewers stadium is whatever.  I sat front row top deck behind home plate just to get a view of everything and it was pretty damn dark up there that I almost fell asleep.  It is also by pretty much nothing.   I was only in MKE one afternoon/night but I did go to National Bobble Head Hall of Fame there and across the street was a nice brewery -  Broken Bat   Then ate some bad ass motherfucking cheese curds at Camino....but that is all an uber ride away from stadium area.    You can always go jerk off in the 10 min Bud Selig Experience inside the stadium.  

Kaufmann is cool, but it is also not around shit.  

So to recap...no I don't have any real tricks/tips for those.  

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Twins in the best of the three to me, but I don't have anything special to give you for it.   

Agree with UTexas that Brewers stadium is whatever.  I sat front row top deck behind home plate just to get a view of everything and it was pretty damn dark up there that I almost fell asleep.  It is also by pretty much nothing.   I was only in MKE one afternoon/night but I did go to National Bobble Head Hall of Fame there and across the street was a nice brewery -  Broken Bat   Then ate some bad ass motherfucking cheese curds at Camino....but that is all an uber ride away from stadium area.    You can always go jerk off in the 10 min Bud Selig Experience inside the stadium.  

Kaufmann is cool, but it is also not around shit.  

So to recap...no I don't have any real tricks/tips for those.  

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52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

welp 

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I would say spring training 2026 qualifies as a while. 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Twins in the best of the three to me, but I don't have anything special to give you for it.   

Agree with UTexas that Brewers stadium is whatever.  I sat front row top deck behind home plate just to get a view of everything and it was pretty damn dark up there that I almost fell asleep.  It is also by pretty much nothing.   I was only in MKE one afternoon/night but I did go to National Bobble Head Hall of Fame there and across the street was a nice brewery -  Broken Bat   Then ate some bad ass motherfucking cheese curds at Camino....but that is all an uber ride away from stadium area.    You can always go jerk off in the 10 min Bud Selig Experience inside the stadium.  

Kaufmann is cool, but it is also not around shit.  

So to recap...no I don't have any real tricks/tips for those.  

 

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48 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I would say spring training 2026 qualifies as a while. 

As does June. fucking parachute pants come back sooner than Yordan.

See.... If y'all wouldn't release so much in April, you'd have more left for Mid-September. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Weeks? What the fuck is Joe talking about WEEKS? He does realize that the Astros have 11 more games in this season right?  

 

16 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

 

 

52 weeks until next mid sept !!!

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I would say spring training 2026 qualifies as a while. 

Ever the optimist. 😉

Scoring only 1 there is a huge wasted chance

Give him another inning.

Just now, Rip76 said:

Give him another inning.

Agreed... Sadly Espada won't because he already decided this was a bullpen game and he has zero capacity to adapt mid-game

That AB by Burger made Altuve look disciplined. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

The kid stung that one. Those runs might have been useful. Oh, well. 

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

You can always go jerk off in the 10 min Bud Selig Experience inside the stadium.  

I'm happy for you and all but is there anything there I could piss on instead?

I thought the new rules sped up games. This one is taking forever

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I thought the new rules sped up games. This one is taking forever

Don’t care - winning.

But yes.

Edited by Limp Brisket

Altuve and Walker are just horrible these days. So let's keep batting them back to back and see how many rallies we can kill. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

Hmmm, I think I would give him a couple more batters to see if he can get it done...

Since there is already a runner on, can we skip the first batter Abreu walk tonight?

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