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14 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

The big difference is that the M's remaining opponents are the Rockies and then the Dodgers. Colorado should be an easy sweep for them, and the Dodgers might have nothing to play for, which means they will gladly start a triple A squad if it screws over the Astros by tanking those games.

Just as I was set to type something about "upholding the integrity of the game," I remembered you were talking about the Dodgers. Never mind.

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Cole should see some good pitches 
Aint no one scared of Walker

Sanchez going yard tonight. I just was given numerous signs

Bet all your 401K

27 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Sanchez going yard tonight. I just was given numerous signs

Bet all your 401K

I’m going to owe you…. Or you’re going to owe me.

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I would go with Urias at 2B and Altuve in LF anytime Brown or Framber are on the hill. The Altuve defense at 2B is bad, Urias is pretty good against RHP, and the difference in bat between Cole or Sanchez and Urias is less than the difference in defense with Altuve v Urias. 

I’m going to owe you…. Or you’re going to owe me.
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I cant even bet on him on my dumbass site
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Well I can't bitch out if I am gonna throw it out there

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11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If there's a postseason, Yordan has to play or this Joel Embid level bullshit. 

Nah, Joel Embiid never won anything...

driving by earlier, parking was playoff ready. lot of $50 signs 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

driving by earlier, parking was playoff ready. lot of $50 signs 

Bought two tickets last minute today and can say the tickets prices are as well 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Bought two tickets last minute today and can say the tickets prices are as well 

 

i bought last week, prices have more than doubled 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i bought last week, prices have more than doubled 

Mariners AND Hispanic Heritage Month Weekend. If only the medical staff were as good as the marketing staff. 

It’s still early, but Braves up 6-0 on the Tigers right now. And they’re really stinking it up lately. 
After we sweep these fools from Seattle, should have a grasp on that 2 seed too. 

Joe Espada on Yordan Alvarez: "He's feeling better. He was in there getting treatment, walking around without the boot. That's a step in the right direction. We're happy to see how quickly he's getting better."

Robles getting punched in the face tonight if he can jump 12 ft up





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Scraps is fucking ready! I'm convinced the El T margarita individual limit is being ignored. 

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24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Joe Espada on Yordan Alvarez: "He's feeling better. He was in there getting treatment, walking around without the boot. That's a step in the right direction. We're happy to see how quickly he's getting better."

The biggest problem is you have to play him in LF to get him in the unless you put Paredes at 1B, which I would be ok with.

To maximize this lineup against RHP, you need Alvares, Paredes, Cole, and Sanchez in it.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

The biggest problem is you have to play him in LF to get him in the unless you put Paredes at 1B, which I would be ok with.

To maximize this lineup against RHP, you need Alvares, Paredes, Cole, and Sanchez in it.

 

LF is easier on the ankle than hitting 

Let's Fucking Go !!!!!!!

 

LOS ASTROS !!!!!

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To be fair my signs were 4s....Yordans out...i refused to believe it was jrod....so went with Sanchez

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

To be fair my signs were 4s....Yordans out...i refused to believe it was jrod....so went with Sanchez

 

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Well I can't bitch out if I am gonna throw it out there

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Raisin balls

 

dammit 

18 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

1 pitch out on a bunt is annoying

 

surly thread : bunt bunt bunt bunt bunt bunt bunt bunt bunt bunt !!!!!!

an attempt at a bunt hit 

surky thread :

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Let’s get em tomorrow 😄

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

We want a baserunner!

Say it again!

 

 

double damn

we need runs 

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More making a close to Cy Young look like Cy Young, while our close to Cy Young has to throw a shit ton of pitches and gives up bombs.

Get some runs here, F!

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