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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Maybe score some runs?

13 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

mariners are still the mariners and will probably mariner up this game in the 8th or 9th

Hmmmm

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

@Scraps threw a hex at woo ?

The carpet pisser?  That's a shame

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there was nothing wrong with the pitch julio hit out. that was a ridiculous swing.

HPU-  don't you argue with my being so wrong.

 

Fuck off MLB.  get it right.

They have true out come hitters that hit homers and take pitches.   We have dumbass Walker that strikes out on 3 pitches, and will occasionally run into one. 

Yay?

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I mean, we’re getting to to the point where picking ANY mariner is a winner tonight 

Edited by UTexasFight

Going about as I'd expected so far tonight. Most of their talent is in or near their prime. Most of ours is old or absent. I don't know of any magic tricks to fix what ails us before the offseason.

Christian walker sucks jose abreus dick

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Yay?

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I mean, we’re getting to to the point where picking ANY mariner is a winner tonight 

Almost won that sanchez money back

Can we at least make him throw 20 pitches?  Probably not Altuve will swing at first pitch.

Espada not pinch running for Paredes here is idiotic

Lets hurt him again for no reason

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Espada not pinch running for Paredes here is idiotic

Lets hurt him again for no reason

I think we all know the game moves a bit too quickly for Joe. 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Almost won that sanchez money back

Exactly 

sorry for not fully trusting and laying down a hedge 

Edited by UTexasFight

The @astros record is 8-11 in games they play following their day off. Imagine if they had won 4 more games or Hell even 2? Still would be in 1st place.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The @astros record is 8-11 in games they play following their day off. Imagine if they had won 4 more games or Hell even 2? Still would be in 1st place.

Everyone is too rusty from their day off before the off day

Los Mariconitos need to do mas mejor because La gorda se está preparando para cantar!
Time to nut up or shut up. This team is full of a bunch of check collecting Roger Dorns.
This AL West is like a giant pussy just waiting to get fucked. 

5 hours ago, WBT said:

Everyone is too rusty from their day off before the off day

 

astros hitting coaches give them extra coaching on the off days !!!!!!

13 hours ago, WBT said:

Maybe score some runs?

Eat the elephant one bite at a time, start with maybe a few baserunners and then build up to a run before thinking crazy and going for a crooked number.

I can think of few things less reassuring than to have Valdez start a must-win game. Hopefully he shocks us and tosses a gem, but no breaths should be held on that. And let's be honest here: Even if he does, will we win? 

8 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I can think of few things less reassuring than to have Valdez start a must-win game. Hopefully he shocks us and tosses a gem, but no breaths should be held on that. And let's be honest here: Even if he does, will we win? 

 

correa needs sit him down pre game 

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I can’t believe we lost the division yesterday and we’re in line to lose the last wildcard spot tomorrow. 

43 minutes ago, n64ra said:

I can’t believe we lost the division yesterday and we’re in line to lose the last wildcard spot tomorrow. 

Couldn't we technically lose the last wildcard spot today if Cleveland wins both games in the double header and we lose? Cleveland (and Boston) has the tiebreaker over us

Edited by UTHornFan014

Framber 7 innings of 1 run ball sounds about right… every time we throw our hands up in defeat a guy finally shows up.

 

(only for king/abreu to blow it and lose 3-2, of course)

45 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Maybe we will explode today with 4 hits and 2 runs.

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15 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

I think we all know the game moves a bit too quickly for Joe. 

Slow Joe. 

We are scoring 2 runs this entire weekend series was my prediction going into it.  
that might have been generous. 

I suspect Paredes will be rested today so that he doesn't over stress the hamstring. 

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