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15 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

I suspect Paredes will be rested today so that he doesn't over stress the hamstring. 

Listen. If a guy gets one of our three hits, he's done more than his share of the heavy lifting. Let's not ride that horse to death. 

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12 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Listen. If a guy gets one of our three hits, he's done more than his share of the heavy lifting. Let's not ride that horse to death. 

Exactly, besides, we just don't know how long it could be a bit tender, minutes, hours, days, weeks, years, we just don't fucking know so the only smart play would be to sit him and be sure.

15 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Exactly, besides, we just don't know how long it could be a bit tender, minutes, hours, days, weeks, years, we just don't fucking know so the only smart play would be to sit him and be sure.

But now I see he's back in the lineup today. So brave! 

Fucking finally. Keep Walkers dumbass on the bench for the rest of the season.

can we go forward without rodgers ???

Some updates from today:
-- Espada said he wanted a LH bat in the lineup, which is why Caratini is playing 1B.
-- Brendan Rodgers (back) won't play again this season.
-- Espada said he woke up with a good feeling about Valdez today.

Fucking finally. Keep Walkers dumbass on the bench for the rest of the season.

in the last 4 games vs TEX & SEA he’s gone 0-14 with 9 Ks
29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

can we go forward without rodgers ???

Some updates from today:
-- Espada said he wanted a LH bat in the lineup, which is why Caratini is playing 1B.
-- Brendan Rodgers (back) won't play again this season.
-- Espada said he woke up with a good feeling about Valdez today.

He sucks so yes 

Do we also lose the tie breaker with Detroit, because the Indians are winning their division?

Yes, we do. 2-4 against the Tigers, Red Sox, and the Indians. Feeling like it's the West title or nothing for the Astros.

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15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Do we also lose the tie breaker with Detroit, because the Indians are winning their division?

Yes, we do. 2-4 against the Tigers, Red Sox, and the Indians. Feeling like it's the West title or nothing for the Astros.

Oh well.

Josh fucking Naylor has 28 stolen bases on the season. Crane your organization doesn't know shit about fuck on coaching modern baseball.

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Josh fucking Naylor has 28 stolen bases on the season. Crane your organization doesn't know shit about fuck on coaching modern baseball.

Both runs set up by stolen bases.

We are 77/103 (75%) on SB for the year.

We've allowed 153/181 (85%).

great job framber, just great 

hopefully this is his last start as an astro 

No sb required there

Not an ideal 0-2 pitch

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8 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Mariners are gonna be tough in the playoffs. 

Hitting 57 home runs switch hitting while catching every day

 

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We got lucky they didn't score in the 4th. Robles was out on that steal.

I mean don't challenge something that can will get you out of an inning.

But i am sure dildo will challenge something extremely dumb later in the game

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

We got lucky they didn't score in the 4th. Robles was out on that steal.

I mean don't challenge something that can will get you out of an inning.

But i am sure dildo will challenge something extremely dumb later in the game

Slow joe. 

Shitty way to end your Astros career at home bro

P A T H E T I C second half performance 

11 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Framber is bleeding millions.  

 

1-9 down the stretch i believe 

The saddest part about Framber is some dumb ass franchise will over pay him.

 

Just now, PGFrog said:

The saddest part about Framber is some dumb ass franchise will over pay him.

 

 

cora wants him 

Just now, PGFrog said:

The saddest part about Framber is some dumb ass franchise will over pay him.

 

As long as it isn’t the Astros (which it won’t be) it’s not sad at all.  

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

cora wants him 

Boston will eat his ass alive the first time he melts down.

 

cam !!!!!!

Just now, PGFrog said:

Boston will eat his ass alive the first time he melts down.

 

 

the price has fallen 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

cam !!!!!!

 

the price has fallen 

Maybe so, but do you think those Chowds in the stands will give a shit if he is playing for free and starts with his bullshit on the mound because he didn't get a call. 

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