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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Gotta salvage tonight

8 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Peña scratched due to oblique soreness.  It never stops.

This team needs to add some yoga classes to their routines. Jeez. Walking wounded non stop

11 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Peña scratched due to oblique soreness.  It never stops.

Wanna be primed for offseason outings. 

16 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Peña scratched due to oblique soreness.  It never stops.

I'm guessing he's done for the season since they'll eventually determine, after a 3rd opinion, he actually tore it

2026 #5 / #6 starter, he'll be cheap ...
 
He will be retired cause he sucks
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

ugh 

 

This is why you trade him in the offseason. He's not built for the grind.

30 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm guessing he's done for the season since they'll eventually determine, after a 3rd opinion, he actually tore it

He actually wasn't horrible after he came back from it. .273/.337/.455/.791 slash and a better BB rate. Just shut him down so this doesn't become a thing for next season, where he might need surgery. This team could use a October off.

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

I'm starting the wave. Fuck this horribly managed team 

The ESPN crew was propping him up for manager of the year.

I thought of surly.

two soft hits 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The ESPN crew was propping him up for manager of the year.

I thought of surly.

 

several national media guys are doing the same

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

successful bunt hit !!!

Mad Arthur GIF by MOODMAN

No need for us to have shifted Naylor that heavily to lead off the inning

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

several national media guys are doing the same

I'm thinking Joe Espada is the manager next year, playoffs or not.

Nice pitch

welp, season over 
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Season ain't over but we aren't doing shit even if they make a WC spot

Meat.

Welp, hell of a run fellas.

Just now, David Dennison said:

First day of fall. Summer of George over.

 

he didn't have his stuff today 

 
he didn't have his stuff today 
He is not that good he had a good run. No desire to sign him from me.

We are going to go on and win the next 6 games cause thats the dumb shit we do

If my sorry ass HS umpire ass knows the rules better than you Joe you gotta go 

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

If my sorry ass HS umpire ass knows the rules better than you Joe you gotta go 

Y'all need to stop doing this to yourselves.

Tip your cap to the mariners.

for the last 10+ years always said they didn’t scare me and would have to prove it before I ever considered them a thread.

they found an offense (or at least a season for the ages and in one bat) and got hot at the best time.

14 out of 15 is incredible 

Need a full off season to get everyone healthy and hire an entire new medical staff. 

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Tip your cap to the mariners.

for the last 10+ years always said they didn’t scare me and would have to prove it before I ever considered them a thread.

they found an offense (or at least a season for the ages and in one bat) and got hot at the best time.

14 out of 15 is incredible 

Yup, sputtered then got hot at the right time.  They look primed for a run.

Just a reminder if not for an injury to Pena, Espada would have kept Cole on the bench in favor of fucking Dubon.

Just a reminder if not for an injury to Pena, Espada would have kept Cole on the bench in favor of fucking Dubon.
Bro he woke up this morning feeling like Dubon would have a great game today!

Remember when that was actually said and reported yesterday for Framber.

Dude is a dipshit beta

32 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So, how bad are we gonna be next year?

With Ausmus or the Big E?

25 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Tip your cap to the mariners.

for the last 10+ years always said they didn’t scare me and would have to prove it before I ever considered them a thread.

they found an offense (or at least a season for the ages and in one bat) and got hot at the best time.

14 out of 15 is incredible 

They did also add two bats at the deadline in Suarez and Naylor. These two have combined for 16 2Bs, 20 HRs, 55 RBIs, 27 BBs, and 100 Ks  while stealing 20 out of 21 bases.

The Astros went bargin basement shopping to add 22 2Bs, 11 HRs, 37 RBIs, 32 BBs 100Ks with 3 SBs.

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2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

With Ausmus or the Big E?

Ausmus would be a big improvement over Espada, but the stink of Bagwell is too much for me.

and that was the point.

Blubaugh should starts

He has better stuff than every starter except Brown

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