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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Over/under on days until the offseason thread? I'll hang up and listen. 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Blubaugh should starts

He has better stuff than every starter except Brown
 

Are you suggesting substance matters?

Watching us fall apart when it matters most after a decade of winning is hard. Seattle has choked for years so congrats on finally getting over the hump

El tiempo margs for these espn dorks? They will be acting like little girls in 10 mins

What do we think the chances are that Espada is fired after the season?  He was hired under Brown but it’s hard to think of him as “his guy” since he was already in the org.  

39 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Just a reminder if not for an injury to Pena, Espada would have kept Cole on the bench in favor of fucking Dubon.

Dubon is like if Jack Mayfield somehow stuck around for 3 whole seasons

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

Dubon is like if Jack Mayfield somehow stuck around for 3 whole seasons

 

gold glove utility guy

This espn blowjob of Raleigh is tiresome....even if warranted lol

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Just a reminder if not for an injury to Pena, Espada would have kept Cole on the bench in favor of fucking Dubon.

Probably because people used to bitch Dusty played Dubon. 

new coach needs to be asked his thoughts on calling so many dp's !

46 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

What do we think the chances are that Espada is fired after the season?  He was hired under Brown but it’s hard to think of him as “his guy” since he was already in the org.  

Because I desperately want it to happen, it won't. 

Sucks but I'll be wasting my time still keeping up, too.

Fuck Joe Espada. If that clown is brought back that’s tantamount to Crane giving a middle finger to this city. Thanks Texans and Astros for ruining my entire weekend.

Expect ticket prices to jump 2 to 3 % in 2026

Such a fitting conclusion to a home series that defined our season. 

17 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fuck Joe Espada. If that clown is brought back that’s tantamount to Crane giving a middle finger to this city. Thanks Texans and Astros for ruining my entire weekend.

I seriously have no idea why any of you think he's getting fired.

What a spectacular decade it was, boys. They can't take it from us!

Since I was a kid at my grandpa's watching Glen Davis and Kevin Bass and Mike Scott, I dreamed for a run like we just had. Sure we should have had the '19 and '23 World Series, but, it was a blast.

Like it or not, that's the national perception. Baseball pundits think Joe Espada has done a great job this year.

21 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

What a spectacular decade it was, boys. They can't take it from us!

Since I was a kid at my grandpa's watching Glen Davis and Kevin Bass and Mike Scott, I dreamed for a run like we just had. Sure we should have had the '19 and '23 World Series, but, it was a blast.

Yeah I can’t be upset.  Plus Detroit and Cleveland both lost today.  We can still make the playoffs and have a fluky dead cat bounce.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Like it or not, that's the national perception. Baseball pundits think Joe Espada has done a great job this year.

 

surly thread :

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2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Over/under on days until the offseason thread? I'll hang up and listen. 

 

it'll be a great discussion 

I’d be more confident we could sneak in IF we weren’t playing the A’s the next 3 games. That’s a mountain too large to climb for this team I think. 

So, uh, media day for the new Rockets season is next week...

Lol man we are making the playoffs....the Tigers are the team that is gonna get laughed at.  

Seattle, Cleveland, NYY, Boston, Astros 

Tigers may win today, but if they can't even win Skubal start then they are ultra fucked.  

 

Now once we get in the playoffs I think it is a repeat of last season and we get bounced immediately.  

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52 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol man we are making the playoffs....the Tigers are the team that is gonna get laughed at.  

Seattle, Cleveland, NYY, Boston, Astros 

Tigers may win today, but if they can't even win Skubal start then they are ultra fucked.  

 

Now once we get in the playoffs I think it is a repeat of last season and we get bounced immediately.  

Same but if Tigers don't make the playoffs means we would get to play the Indians.  I kinda like that matchup.

55 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Same but if Tigers don't make the playoffs means we would get to play the Indians.  I kinda like that matchup.

We just got swept by a team that's won 9 of 10. We aren't beating a different team that's also won 9 of 10. 

15 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Over/under on days until the offseason thread? I'll hang up and listen. 

Start it now. The Astros started it last Thursday.

The only way to make this weekend better is to announce a 7 year extension for Espada

4 hours ago, Scraps said:

Tigers may win today, but if they can't even win Skubal start then they are ultra fucked.

I can guarantee that the Tigers won’t win today. Or lose. 

Astros are set up to make it. There’s nothing but themselves in the way with the easiest six game stretch of all the contenders. So, see you in the offseason thread. 

16 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Like it or not, that's the national perception. Baseball pundits think Joe Espada has done a great job this year.

I mean, to still be in a pennant race with 1,741 disabled starters is going to be credited to good management by most observers.  They don't watch every game to see the other reasons or the places a better manager could have done more.

36 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

Astros are set up to make it. There’s nothing but themselves in the way with the easiest six game stretch of all the contenders. So, see you in the offseason thread. 

 

thoughts on espada's bro in law as a potential staff addition ? 

19 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I mean, to still be in a pennant race with 1,741 disabled starters is going to be credited to good management by most observers.  They don't watch every game to see the other reasons or the places a better manager could have done more.

 

 

 

its crane's decision and he's made for more right decisions than wrong ones here 

 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

thoughts on espada's bro in law as a potential staff addition ? 

There are not two teams with two managers dealt more injuries that fucked the 2025 campaign than O’s and Stros. 

I know we can argue conditioning coaches bear some blame. Some pretty sketchy moves back prematurely by staff, likely. And some clear lack of depth to prevent a collapse upon injuries maybe stems some of the damage, but still. 

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