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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

fuck it let's just miss the playoffs entirely

We lose tonight and it's gonna be extremely difficult seeing as how we're on the wrong end of tie breakers.

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12 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

You would think these idiots would realize the season is on the line here

Nope

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We lose tonight and it's gonna be extremely difficult seeing as how we're on the wrong end of tie breakers.

 

out of the playoff run, call up ullola !!!

We lose tonight and it's gonna be extremely difficult seeing as how we're on the wrong end of tie breakers.
Not really. The tigers may never win again
4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Not really. The tigers may never win again

That's really our only hope.

Assuming we don't lose out.

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Not really. The tigers may never win again

And we’re asking them to hold our beer

Three fucking hits in a minor league ballpark against a cellar dweller with nothing to play for, and you have everything to play for. Unbelievable 

This team knows they have no chance in the playoffs.  

I think they decided they'd rather get a full offseason of rest.

38 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

radio post game will be good 

790 are such ass kissers.  I will try to tune into Clanton tomorrow, I'm sure he'll have some good commentary.

If we miss the playoffs and keep Espada, I riot. 

4 minutes ago, n64ra said:

If we miss the playoffs and keep Espada, I riot. 

I shall join you. 

I cannot do this in 2026. Stop making excuses for a checked out owner and a GM who is not innovative or forward thinking. Espada? Seriously….. we all knew this wouldn’t work. Everyone just waned to keep wish-casting looking through tangerine colored lenses hoping for a miracle. Fuck this team and their Mickey Mouse bullshit. They had me fooled with the whole start of a Dynasty bullshit.Make changes, because there is a huge culture issue with the Astros organization right now. 

Astros have become Heartless. 
Houston deserves better. 

3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I cannot do this in 2026. Stop making excuses for a checked out owner and a GM who is not innovative or forward thinking. Espada? Seriously….. we all knew this wouldn’t work. Everyone just waned to keep wish-casting looking through tangerine colored lenses hoping for a miracle. Fuck this team and their Mickey Mouse bullshit. They had me fooled with the whole start of a Dynasty bullshit.Make changes, because there is a huge culture issue with the Astros organization right now. 

Astros have become Heartless. 
Houston deserves better. 

Maybe it'll go like this:

-Miss postseason

-Keep Espada

-Keep Dana

-Ask Harris County to build a new baseball stadium similar to want the Texans are doing

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1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

Stop making excuses for a checked out owner and a GM who is not innovative or forward thinking

What do you think Crane or Brown should have done differently?

Personally, the only thing I want from Crane is a willingness to run the budget up to the CBT apron and to make sure that the scouting and development personnel have every resource they ask for.  The first box is clearly checked and I'm not in a good position to evaluate the second, although I think it's clearly better run there than under McLane.  If those are both "yes's" then I prefer the owner to be checked out.  

27 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

What do you think Crane or Brown should have done differently?

Personally, the only thing I want from Crane is a willingness to run the budget up to the CBT apron and to make sure that the scouting and development personnel have every resource they ask for.  The first box is clearly checked and I'm not in a good position to evaluate the second, although I think it's clearly better run there than under McLane.  If those are both "yes's" then I prefer the owner to be checked out.  

I want Crane to stop trying to play GM with Bagwell. Every signing he's been heavily involved in has blown up in his face. 

A few teams that made late season pushes to the finish line had decent deadline moves. Would have liked more of an effort to get an arm and a bat. (Other than trash heap arachnid boy)

Parades YES, it was a great get in the off season Credit given!!!. Was he the production answer to losing Tuck and Bregman?  Not so sure. 

Starting the season with Rodgers, Walker, and a sketchy  ass pitching staff???? You could seriously start over with just Hunter, flush all their asses. while injuries are part of the game you can’t be taken serious with those arms we had all year. I will wait to pass judgment on Garcia and Blanco, I like their attitudes and think they will benefit being away from Framber. 

Was Can’tStandsYa a calculated move or did we just get lucky with his performance 

25 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I want Crane to stop trying to play GM with Bagwell. Every signing he's been heavily involved in has blown up in his face. 

Who exactly are we talking about here?  Hader and Verlander?  The Altuve extension?  The Astros wanted Abreu under Luhnow and I think if Click hadn't been fired, Abreu and Montero still get signed.  

 

28 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Starting the season with Rodgers, Walker, and a sketchy  ass pitching staff???? You could seriously start over with just Hunter, flush all their asses. while injuries are part of the game you can’t be taken serious with those arms we had all year. I will wait to pass judgment on Garcia and Blanco, I like their attitudes and think they will benefit being away from Framber. 

Sorry if you're being sincere (I'm sure you are), but this reads like ill-informed Clutchfans drivel.  "Why don't we have four All-Star starting pitchers? Brown is stupid!  Go trade for Ohtani!"

The story of this season could just be that a team with a poor farm at the AA and AAA got hammered by injuries and doesn't have the depth to replace them.  

It could also be that the team's highest paid players under-performed or were hurt.  Valdez and Altuve are competing for the worst second half performance they have a lot of company.  

This off season is going to be a good time to disrupt things, not just because the team is poised to miss the playoffs, but because next year looks worse barring some upgrades.  

I’m sorry about all the ranting and bleeding vagina talk. 
This team has ruined October. The Astros have taken so much from our household. Everything is black.
Honestly, what are we supposed to do now? Sit around like a bunch of jag-offs actually speaking to one another and interacting with each other like it’s 2020? You think I am listening to Joe Davis and John Smoltz carry on about who fucking knows what by choice? 
 

3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Who exactly are we talking about here?  Hader and Verlander?  The Altuve extension?  The Astros wanted Abreu under Luhnow and I think if Click hadn't been fired, Abreu and Montero still get signed.  

Montero, Hader, Abreu, and Walker were all players that Crane demanded. All were horrible signings that shifted the finances to leave giant holes in the roster.

16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Montero, Hader, Abreu, and Walker were all players that Crane demanded. All were horrible signings that shifted the finances to leave giant holes in the roster.

 

everyone was excited about signing abreu and walker

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

everyone was excited about signing abreu and walker

Yeah, I think you have to contextualize a) who was available and b) was the move supportable, regardless of who the decision maker was.  
 

This isn’t like rolling out Chris Carter because you want to keep the payroll low.  Abreu and Walker were relatively affordable and patched a hole.  Also, 1B league wide has become a position with surprisingly little offense compared to the 90’s/early 2000’s.  
 

Anyway, the 2025 Astros don’t have the stink of Baytown refineries because the owner fucked around with 10% of the payroll, it’s because the other 90% didn’t get it done.  
 

 

11 hours ago, Pablo said:

This team knows they have no chance in the playoffs.  

I think they decided they'd rather get a full offseason of rest.

Those 2 days against the tigers were so taxing

Excited about: 

Cam Smith

Small sample size but Zach Cole

Parades

Not excited about:

Matthews

Trammel 

McCormick

Jake Meyers

Jesus Sanchez

Whitcomb

Super not excited about 

Corona

Leon

Dezenzo

 
 
12 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Excited about: 

Cam Smith

Small sample size but Zach Cole

Parades

Not excited about:

Matthews

Trammel 

McCormick

Jake Meyers

Jesus Sanchez

Whitcomb

Super not excited about 

Corona

Leon

Dezenzo

 
 

Dezenzo looked pretty good before the injury.  Jesus Sanchez mixed bag, but for sure hate the smile when he sucks, pisses me off.

3 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Jesus Sanchez mixed bag, but for sure hate the smile when he sucks, pisses me off.

Could accept if he played like Jose Siri, but right now he is playing like Temu Alexa 

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

everyone was excited about signing abreu and walker

Not really. I wanted Alonso. He had a great year. 

I want a new health care provider!

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

everyone was excited about signing abreu and walker

 

52 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Michael Richards Yes GIF

J Peterman No GIF

Sign some fuckers that will hit the god damn ball.  Sign some fuckers that don't get hurt every fucking day.

15 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I want a new health care provider!

You moving to full time Bats coach?

This type of collapse would have never happened if AJ Hinch was still the manager.

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