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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Stop with the Luhnow was the greatest GM ever rettoric. Yes he built a great team, but he was also a cancer to the organization. There's a reason no other team hired him afterwards.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he really needs to be top 3 cy young 

 

He’s gonna get fucked because he’s an Astro and all of a sudden W/L record will matter.

fried 19-5

crochet 18-5

brown 12-9

I’d have traded Framber by the deadline since he was at highest value, didn’t want a reasonable extension, and (in my perception) had a shitty attitude. I’d definitely shop Yordan. We know he’s an injury factory, but he still gets a lot of national hype and it would be considered a blockbuster trade for whoever gets him so hopefully the return would be good. DFA LMJ because he’s had bad juju for the team since his 2022 WS implosion. The Jose Abreu and Montero contracts are off the books this offseason, right? If Peña and Scott Boras are eyeing some mega extension based on one great season out of his four, I’d listen to trade offers for him too (Paredes 3B, Correa SS?). Same for Jake Meyers whose average this year should yield the best return we’d ever get for him.  Reload AAA, see who’s ready to move up from AAAA, find value FA’s to fill in the gaps. 

This is for the best.

 

Bourbon.

Yordan has never hit 40 HRS in a season. Judge just hit 50  for the third time. Cal Raleigh just hit #60.

I'd be ok trading Yordan. Mfer can't cross home plate without getting hurt.

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Team checked out just like I did, don't feel so bad now.

Just too damn many injuries and a fucking disaster of a medical staff. 

Someone post the medical staff Simpson's image please.

6 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Yordan has never hit 40 HRS in a season. Judge just hit 50  for the third time. Cal Raleigh just hit #60.

I'd be ok trading Yordan. Mfer can't cross home plate without getting hurt.

Judge just did it for the fourth time.

Mariners win the west. An 8th inning Matt Brash meltdown a week ago from being on a 17 game winning streak 


 

2017-2024. What a run 

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dana Brown needs to have a good off-season.

 

i like his last draft, a lot 

I just bet on


Brown over 5.5Ks....got 5

Correa homer....hit to warning track

Kurtz homer....didnt do shit but both playera behind him went back to back homers


Fuck everything

Just now, Scraps said:

I just bet on


Brown over 5.5Ks....got 5

Correa homer....hit to warning track

Kurtz homer....didnt do shit but both playera behind him went back to back homers


Fuck everything

You Are Dumb Mario Lopez GIF

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I just bet on


Brown over 5.5Ks....got 5

Correa homer....hit to warning track

Kurtz homer....didnt do shit but both playera behind him went back to back homers


Fuck everything

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20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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What's the definition of optimism?

Just now, Rimbo said:

What's the definition of optimism?

 

in this thread ??

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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

in this thread ??

Cracking Up Lol GIF

I quoted the answer to my question. :) 

that dodger series, what a time to be alive !

 

Since sweeping the Dodgers, the Astros are 29-38.

Yordan only played 19 of those games.

The Astros have gone 1-9 in Framber's last 10gms.
 

 

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The Athletics making the Astros ass all season is just amazing. 
 

Just unreal 

17 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

The Athletics making the Astros ass all season is just amazing. 
 

Just unreal 

The broke their Athletes Feet off in our asses 

Dana needs to join Espada in the unemployment line. Clean house and hire the smartest, analytics nerd assistant GM in baseball. I don’t trust Dana to hire a competent manager.

I’d give this kid a shot as an analyst in our rebuilt personnel department after he graduates from the U. of Chicago.

This guy didn’t win every game or win a WS as a player for the Astros, but he was someone you believed in. spacer.png

This is clearly a team that has quit on the season and their manager.

49 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

This guy didn’t win every game or win a WS as a player for the Astros, but he was someone you believed in. spacer.png

Man I would love to see the Astro’s wear orange hats and sleeves occasionally with their current uniforms.

Love Jose Cruz.

Detroit is really fighting Houston for that extra week of offseason.  Who wants it more?

3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Dana needs to join Espada in the unemployment line. Clean house and hire the smartest, analytics nerd assistant GM in baseball. I don’t trust Dana to hire a competent manager.

I’d give this kid a shot as an analyst in our rebuilt personnel department after he graduates from the U. of Chicago.

Why do you do this to yourself?

Maybe humiliation (if it still even exists in pro sports) will do this organization some good. Odds are we're about to find out. 

Amazing that us or the Tigers are going to make the playoffs.  Shows how shitty the rest of the league is. And that too damn many teams get in now.

A 9 game losing streak to end the season would be pretty fucking humiliating.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Amazing that us or the Tigers are going to make the playoffs.  Shows how shitty the rest of the league is. And that too damn many teams get in now.

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Due to a combination of being busy and west coast games I haven't been able to watch the last couple of nights... not that I'm all that sad about that. It appears the playoff run is over. Totally sucks, but I can't complain too much since we've been spoiled lately. It's been a great few years and we were totally snakebit with injuries this year. Have a good off-season and get back to winning next year. 

25 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Due to a combination of being busy and west coast games I haven't been able to watch the last couple of nights... not that I'm all that sad about that. It appears the playoff run is over. Totally sucks, but I can't complain too much since we've been spoiled lately. It's been a great few years and we were totally snakebit with injuries this year. Have a good off-season and get back to winning next year. 

Technically, we are having a winning year.  Not by current Astros standards, but plenty of fanbases would love to trade places with us.

15 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Technically, we are having a winning year.  Not by current Astros standards, but plenty of fanbases would love to trade places with us.

Friendo you have won the internet today!spacer.png

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

 

can't see shit here, what'd you post?

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