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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

only two games out of first !!!!

Back to .500 tomorrow!

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Early returns. Paredes 0.9 FG WAR, Bregman 0.4. 

 

surly over pay bregman crowd .....

 

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tucker's crew looked good today ... 

Wesneski - 10 k’s

Paredes - 3 run homer

Cam - RBI single

13 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Early returns. Paredes 0.9 FG WAR, Bregman 0.4. 

sure but Paredes could be playing 2B....just sayin

Baseball is weird sometimes. The Astros have a higher run differential than the Dodgers right now and are one of only 5 AL teams who are positive. 

21 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Early returns. Paredes 0.9 FG WAR, Bregman 0.4. 

ok but what tastes better on tortilla chips Breggy’s salsa or Paredes sweat?

Arenado heard surly talking shit all offseason

Impressive to get out of that with no out

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

That yellow tire ad is aggressive

‘Stros could use a bit of that.

Why can't we hire a hitting coach?  It might help the team score more runs.

Mystery player = Beltran?
Fuck him...it better be Berkman

wtf was that pena?  Looked like it would have been close.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Arenado heard surly talking shit all offseason

x2

Framber standing on the mound pouting. Watching him can be extremely frustrating.

Just zero consistency so far. Will probably be like this all season long, most games were a black hole on offense to explode for 10 runs or more back to 2 hits and 0 runs for multiple games 

That should get Dubon yanked

Too bad we have no infielders 

Of course this dickhead is going to destroy us

34 minutes ago, Scraps said:

That should get Dubon yanked

Too bad we have no infielders 

 

2 for fucking 3 !!!!!!!

 

torpedo bat !!!!!

Episode 99 of breathing orange fire is up. We talk lessons learned from the first 10% of the season and at the end I talk a little LMJ

 

 

Lets try to suck less. Our game to win since we like the W, L, W, L W alternating bullshit

Pena batting 5th makes me weep




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24 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lets try to suck less. Our game to win since we like the W, L, W, L W alternating bullshit

Pena batting 5th makes me weep




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Dubon playing 5 days in a row does me. 

20 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dubon playing 5 days in a row does me. 

Yeah that too, but once he got a couple hits last night I figured he Espada ain't benching him yet.  

The Pena batting 5th thing isn't really a reflection on Pena it is moreso the issue that we are in the fucking situation that he is an option to bat in the 5 hole......ugh 

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1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Yeah that too, but once he got a couple hits last night I figured he Espada ain't benching him yet.  

Can smith had a good day Sunday so he hits 7th Monday. Takes the collar Monday so he hits 8th today. Smart stuff from that big dummy. 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

The Pena batting 5th thing isn't really a reflection on Pena it is moreso the issue that we are in the fucking situation that he is an option to bat in the 5 hole......ugh 

Yeah jeez, you know it's going bad for this offense when the only players on the team with a higher OPS than Pena are Altuve, Paredes, and Chas. And Paredes is the only one above .800 by as bare as barely gets.

so happy to see jake out there hitting !!!!

 

jake meyers talking positive about snitiker ...

 

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