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11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

that dodger series, what a time to be alive !

 

Since sweeping the Dodgers, the Astros are 29-38.

Yordan only played 19 of those games.

The Astros have gone 1-9 in Framber's last 10gms.
 

 

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the roster sucka

asmus is sub .500 with this team.

despite all that, if framber is .500 or better the 2nd half we are in a very good position

 

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49 minutes ago, Pablo said:

can't see shit here, what'd you post?

 

peña took some bp, still had pain / discomfort 

Yeah, well, we're all a bit uncomfortable, ain't we, Sweetheart?

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

peña took some bp, still had pain / discomfort 

4 games to make up 2 games in the standings.

get your ass in the lineup. 

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Crooked number!

Framber says hold my beer.

I wonder how many millions this 2nd half cost him?

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I wonder how many millions this 2nd half cost him?

Bout tree fiddy

10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I wonder how many millions this 2nd half cost him?

Jim Crane's gonna get a bargain!

Will be the funniest shit ever if this team backs into the playoffs, fucks around, and makes the ALCS.

They're going to give us hope that they can catch and pass the tigers aren't they?

correa's hit - the first hit with a runner scoring position vs a starter in 6 games 

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Will be the funniest shit ever if this team backs into the playoffs, fucks around, and makes the ALCS.

Like 2020

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

epic collapse 

 

On par with the Blue Jays in the midish 80's when they blew a big lead in the last couple of weeks to... the Tigers.

we could have used this framber the past 3 fuxkign months !!!!

 

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On my way to work this morning I thought “feels like a 10-0 type win for the good guys.”

 

I swear that’s all August and Sept have been.

lose a low scoring game 2-1 or 3-0.

lose another game 6-2 

win the third 10-1

12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

They're going to give us hope that they can catch and pass the tigers aren't they?

If we win and the Tigers and Red Sox both lose tonight, we control our own destiny again.

Sweep the Angels and it doesn't matter what anyone else does.

fucking up our draft position !!!!

Edited by tx 3 putt

walker heating up !!!!!!

 

astro hitting coaches 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Who knew I was right all this times when I yelled for Valdez to cut his damn hair.

Trying to recall ever having been this annoyed by a 9-0 lead. Don't think I have been.

Y'all keep talking shit about Framber!

1 hour ago, UTHornFan014 said:

This game is just pissing me off more than I already was 😆 

Maddening... especially Walker.

This fucking guy 

40 degree launch angle. Damn

our next Ty France…but add outrageous slug

gonna be a problem the next 6 years are whatever it is that they have club control…

Edited by UTexasFight

I would say fuck these lamb killers, btu when I look at their results versus the A's this year all I can say is fuck these guys.

Is my math right here: if we win our last 3, Red Sox lose this game, then we would jump whoever loses the series between Red Sox and Tigers?

15 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Is my math right here: if we win our last 3, Red Sox lose this game, then we would jump whoever loses the series between Red Sox and Tigers?

 

red sox are losing tonight

19 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Is my math right here: if we win our last 3, Red Sox lose this game, then we would jump whoever loses the series between Red Sox and Tigers?

Do we have the tie breaker with Boston?

Just now, WBT said:

Do we have the tie breaker with Boston?

No but if they lose this game like it looks like they will, if they lose the series Vs tigers we would jump them by 1, if the Tigers lose we would jump them by 1.     I mean assuming we can some how win 4 in a row lol

No but if they lose this game like it looks like they will, if they lose the series Vs tigers we would jump them by 1, if the Tigers lose we would jump them by 1.     I mean assuming we can some how win 4 in a row lol

if BOS loses 2 of 3 and we sweep, we finish with the same record

stolen ...

Here are FIVE scenarios where Astros can MAKE the postseason:

-Astros 3-0
-Detroit 1-2 
-Cle 2-1

-Astros 3-0
-Cle 1-2
-Detroit 2-1

-Astros 3-0
-Boston 0-3

-Astros 2-1
-Cle 0-3

-Astros 2-1
-Det 0-3

Houston is eliminated with 2 losses.

1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

No but if they lose this game like it looks like they will, if they lose the series Vs tigers we would jump them by 1, if the Tigers lose we would jump them by 1.     I mean assuming we can some how win 4 in a row lol

No

Our path to the playoffs:

Sweep Angels, Boston gets swept, or Tigers lose at least 2.

or

win 2 of 3 vs Angels, tigers get swept.

that’s it.


nm. I didn’t see 3putt’s post and forgot about Cleveland, chalking it up to them taking the Central, which they likely will facing the Rangers and owning tiebreaker over Detroit.

Edited by UTexasFight

I'd have liked our chances a lot better if the tigers had lost yesterday.  Now,

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