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13 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'd have liked our chances a lot better if the tigers had lost yesterday.  Now,

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This TBD fella who’s pitching both Saturday and Sunday makes me really worried. 

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Christian Walker -

74 home games - .202/.279/.342 and a .622 OPS - 8 HR 

77 away games - .260/.309/.448 and a .756 OPS - 16 HR 

Damn you Batter's Eye!

31 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Angels starter ERAs this weekend:

4.79

6.39

8.00

 

we’re doomed 

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hopefully the A's trade kurtz this offseason ....

Nick Kurtz against the Houston Astros this season...

10 G, 46 PA
.500/.543/1.286
17 R, 18 RBI
6 2B, 9 HR

 

 

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Most wins by a LHP in Astros history:

Bob Knepper 93
Framber Valdez 82
Wandy Rodriguez 80
Mike Hampton 76
Dallas Keuchel 76

 

6 to 8 more framber wins this season ...

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The Mariners are the only AL team to have already clinched their division. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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(Or at least, that is not a serious playoff lineup. Blame the injuries, but this is just not a playoff team)

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I was hoping Pena's pussy would have healed by now. Guess not.

30 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I was hoping Pena's pussy would have healed by now. Guess not.

I am disappoint.

30 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I was hoping Pena's pussy would have healed by now. Guess not.

I assume he’s out for the year no matter how far we go. Obliques don’t heal quickly. 

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

jake has been scratched 

Because of course he has. 

Updated lineup vs LAA:
Jose Altuve - 2B
Isaac Paredes - DH
Carlos Correa - SS
Christian Walker - 1B
Yainer Diaz - C
Zach Cole - CF
Cam Smith - RF
Ramón Urías - 3B
Mauricio Dubón - LF

Jason Alexander - RHP

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Because of course he has. 

 

'right calf soreness' 

So basically we’re facing Greinke.

red sox clinched 
That's the bad news. They got nothing to play for the rest of the weekend.
6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


Wandy Rodriguez 80
 

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2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
red sox clinched 

That's the bad news. They got nothing to play for the rest of the weekend.

 

playoff position 

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
red sox clinched 

That's the bad news. They got nothing to play for the rest of the weekend.

Yes but we needed Cleveland and Detroit to lose tonight to increase our chances. Worry about the tomorrow’s Red Sox and Rangers showing up tomorrow.

this was a huge opportunity to have both lose tonight.  Odds are now that at least one of them lose 2 if not 3 this weekend. 

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There isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell that we sweep the Angels. So, there’s that. 

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Christian Walker -

74 home games - .202/.279/.342 and a .622 OPS - 8 HR 

77 away games - .260/.309/.448 and a .756 OPS - 16 HR 

The obvious answer is get rid o the beer garden and tequila bar in centerfield with the bright lights and bring back Tal;s Hill.  

 

 

Two strike outs after lead off walk 

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Lol will we make an adjustment and make him get the ball up?  I'm going to guess we are in for a long night.  

3 straight strikeouts after a lead off double

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7 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

3 straight strikeouts after a lead off double

life suicide GIF by David

Obviously you aren't an analytics guys because the numbers say swing from your ass for the fences and don't give up EASY outs bunting of hitting a ground ball to the right side of the infield.

Fuck all those nerds who helped ruin baseball, plus Bud, Mike Greenburg and Jeff Passan . Fuck them all.

Walker surprisingly comes through

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Why are we striking out against a guy who had like 1 good year ten years ago, an 86 mph fastball and the only chance for a k is to drag a changeup across the bottom rail. 

That AB was totally affected by a horrible ball and strike call

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Hell of slide there by Cole, what a great play!

 

it's nice having a young player out there 

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