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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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He is an opener only, stop trying to stretch him through 5 every damn time.

Looking at the bullpen usage... why the hell did we use abreu last night?

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Looking at the bullpen usage... why the hell did we use abreu last night?

Only Espada knows

Yea, I'm a little drunk, but I can't watch this shit anymore. Huge chance to pick up a game and move back to controlling our own destiny. Instead wet just piss it away. 

Yainer sees a stat that says he has walked 6 in 10 innings proceeds to swing at 3 balls in the other batters box.

Cam needs this season to be over so badly

2 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

This ump is in the running for worst game called of the year.

I know most umpire names by now, but this crew has a lot of names I don’t remember seeing much before 

HP: Jansen Visconti. 1B: Andy Fletcher. 2B: Malachi Moore. 3B: Paul Clemons.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Thank goodness for Zach Cole (and no replay challenges remaining)

Actually I think the tag was in front of the hand.

Just now, Rip76 said:

Actually I think the tag was in front of the hand.

 

not enough to overturn the field call, for sure 

In the immortal words of Gordon Lightfoot…

”Fellas, it’s been good to know ya.”

Good.

Let’s get to the off season.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

In the immortal words of Gordon Lightfoot…

”Fellas, it’s been good to know ya.”

Surly to Espada… sundown you better take care, if I find you been creepin round my back stairs

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Things that seemed like an ok idea less than a month ago

 

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The most Astros 2025 season ever, even if they somehow lose this game, they won't be eliminated due to losses by other teams.

WTF

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

One more time against Kenley for all times sake 

 

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Marwin and Bregs ain’t walking out of that dugout. 

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Marwin and Bregs ain’t walking out of that dugout. 

Sanchez and Urias are definitely not Marwin and Bregs 

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