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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

LOL at the season coming down to Sanchez, Urias, and Dubon.  

That's the current state of the Houston Astros.

Does anyone see it getting better next year?

 

updated:

On 9/25/2025 at 8:54 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

-Astros 2-0
-Cle 0-2

-Astros 2-0
-Det 0-2

Houston is eliminated with 1 loss

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I can’t decide if it’s better or worse that Trout put us out of our misery over someone like Rengifo or O’Hoppe

 

Probably worse because he’s the one guy, with no Neto in the lineup, you can’t let can’t let beat you, so of course that’s what we do 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Just get it over with tomorrow.

I mean, I can spare you the suspense.

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I can’t decide if it’s better or worse that Trout put us out of our misery over someone like Rengifo or O’Hoppe

 

Probably worse because he’s the one guy, with no Neto in the lineup, you can’t let can’t let beat you, so of course that’s what we do 

Team so jaggy.

So is it a for sure Espada comes back next season?? 
as well as our health/training staff?  
 

I'm torn cause i want us to make the playoffs but id we don't I wouldn’t be to upset 

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Just get it over with tomorrow.

We’ll win behind TBD tomorrow something like 5-3 and one of DET or CLE will lose  

 

then we’ll win 10-1 Sunday and whoever loses tomorrow out of DET and CLE will win Sunday something like 7-2.

With 18 games left, I predicted on another board that we'd finish 8-10 to win 86 for the season. After the Rangers series that seemed really pessimistic, but now we might not even get there. What a lifeless bunch of dregs. 

30 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So . . . hope for .500 next year?

 

if healthy, solid additions 

top 3 mlb team 

30 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

With 18 games left, I predicted on another board that we'd finish 8-10 to win 86 for the season. After the Rangers series that seemed really pessimistic, but now we might not even get there. What a lifeless bunch of dregs. 

I predicted 85-77 on the over/thread on March 24…

Not great Bob 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

if healthy, solid additions 

top 3 mlb team 

I hope we're top 3 in our division.

Didn’t help that Alvarez missed 90% of the season. Espada is an idiot but he will be given a mulligan this season because of the key injuries 

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

if healthy, solid additions 

top 3 mlb team 

Do your solid additions include Judge, Ohtani and Skenes?

If this was my son's team, I would not allow them to play roblox

We don't deserve a playoff spot, so I won't be sad when we lose tonight or tomorrow. If Joe comes back, we'll be even worse in 2026. 

I think Joe comes back if they make the playoffs. If not, Crane spent a shit ton on money on Correa and he’s going to be justifiably pissed off. 

Tigers win, season is over with a whimper.  

Down to use and the Indians. Tigers beat the Red Sox today to clinch a spot. It's almost 100% done. Great job by Espada down the stetch.

2 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Tigers win, season is over with a whimper.  

Not quite, but almost.

Go, Arlington!

4 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think Joe comes back if they make the playoffs. If not, Crane spent a shit ton on money on Correa and he’s going to be justifiably pissed off. 

I think he's back no matter what.

Looks like we might be eliminated before we lose tonight so we have that going for us

lololol

Never IBB the bases loaded with a scrub reliever

Probably did it on purpose 

A fucking hit batter with the bases loaded just knocked us out of the playoffs

Stros gonna win the next two

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