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34 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Stat of the night....Bregman has more homers today than fucking Yordan has all season 

 

 

It stings, I ain’t gonna lie.

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Let's get a streak going tomorrow, m'kay?

Arrighetti on the bump- feeling good. Oh. Well. Anyway. 

Welp back to winning the World Series! 

Lets see what tomorrow brings.  Stop the WLWLWL bullshit dudes

Hader has given up 1 run and struck out 12 in his first 9 innings of work this season. 

You can probably do the math on that ERA and K/9. 

 

50 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 Stop the WLWLWL bullshit dudes

We just might, we only wasted one run today and it was worth it to see a Yordan piss missile. 

11 hours ago, WBT said:

Gotdamn, 5 for 5 with 12 total bases. I'm going to need another WAR update tomorrow.

 

well now that dumb dumb is going on paternity list cause he couldn't plan his dick down sessions properly 

11 hours ago, WBT said:

Gotdamn, 5 for 5 with 12 total bases. I'm going to need another WAR update tomorrow.

Hammerin' Yordan says keep talking shit!

0.9 Bregman

0.8 Paredes

Great time to sit Yordan considering he hit his second hr of the season yesterday. WTF Joe.

He learned at the feet of the ultimate lineup tinkerer, so I guess we shouldn't be surprised.

Can't let Yordan get hot....Manfred mandated

Let's F'n Go !!!!

win this fucking series. altuve's first at bats this series have been nails 

good job paredes 

walker has to get his fucking bat going 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Great time to sit Yordan considering he hit his second hr of the season yesterday. WTF Joe.

not to mention there is no game tomorrow.
2 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


not to mention there is no game tomorrow.

 

two days off

 

cam smith trying to flash some leather out there 

2 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

My gosh, just let dezenzo play 1st.   Walker is awful.

 

platoon needs to start happening soon, maybe that will kick start walker 

How has Cintron not got with the team and said, the only players who can swing at 3-0 and 3-1 counts are Altuve and Alvarez?

I swear every time they swing in those counts its ball 4. 

 

5 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

How has Cintron not got with the team and said, the only players who can swing at 3-0 and 3-1 counts are Altuve and Alvarez?

I swear every time they swing in those counts its ball 4. 

 

 

this isn't 6 yo select ball 

you'd have push back from a 10 yo team on this lol 

Appears Blanco was a one year wonder. The league has caught up to his change up.

6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We began the game with 2 consecutive hits. Nada since then 

 

altuve to surly thread - hey, fuck you !

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

this isn't 6 yo select ball 

you'd have push back from a 10 yo team on this lol 

Just trying to get the OBP higher than the Batting averages lol

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Appears Blanco was a one year wonder. The league has caught up to his change up.

 

that bunt was a foul, bad call

he hung one curve a little too much. other than that pitch he looked good today. imo 

he needed more spring training work 

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21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Appears Blanco was a one year wonder. The league has caught up to his change up.

Not a bad start if our offense wasn't just absolute dog shit

We might go 2-3 weeks without seeing the Astros have as many opposite field hits as the Cardinals had in that inning alone.

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We might go 2-3 weeks without seeing the Astros have as many opposite field hits as the Cardinals had in that inning alone.

Offensive strategy: Swing at every first pitch,  swing at balls in hitter counts, and ground out to Short Stop.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

money maton  !!!!!

Better than most of our relievers 

If Yainer gets on, Yordan has to ph for Rodgers, right?

Never mind

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4 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Astros last 10

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This organization is trash. I didn’t want to believe they were cheaters, now I don’t give a shit. Find a better way to cheat. Hire Carlos Beltran 

2 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Anyone going friday vs padres?

The fathers are 15-4…. 
 

The fathers are 15-4…. 
 
About to be 15-7
4 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Anyone going friday vs padres?

going Saturday

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