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Kid and I are going friday. We don't get many opportunities to go lately between practice and his games. Was hoping his frenemy would be there.

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Source: Hector Neris and #Angels have a minor league deal.

Neris would make $1.5 million in MLB.

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that 5th game on April fools really annoys me.

i mean so does all of the other even numbered games, but not like that 5th game

 

Dumb day game followed by off day makes it feel like we have been off for a week. Lets fucking go


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Fucking fatass maldy with a terrible passed ball. So glad he’s not our problem anymore. 

Yordan without a single base knock in the 1st inning is fun. 

walker has to be 110% in the field

 

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fucking fatass maldy with a terrible passed ball. So glad he’s not our problem anymore. 

Yordan without a single base knock in the 1st inning is fun. 

 

out hitting our starting catcher 

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Good to not fuck up that clusterfuck play

What kind of dumbass question is that....based on team success lmao




 
 
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Diaz to Putt


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Always good to face Maldonado with 2 outs and 2 on base.

Miss Tucker a little less tonight.

It's crazy how much better Rodgers is at 2B than Altuve.   Altuve is good but Rodgers is elite.

At 22 years and 55 days, Cam Smith is the youngest Astro to have a multi-homer game since Yordan Alvarez did it on Aug. 17, 2019 at 22 years and 51 days old.

 

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I'm watching the Horns and just looked and saw Cam has 2 dingers. Very nice

Fitting they are showing Frambers ass during Yordans AB cause all his ABs are ass

On the broadcast, as Cam was rounding third after the 1st home run, Blum coins a signature tag line - “Wham, bam, thank you Cam!” lol 

Same way he used to say, “Mom - the meatloaf!” back when Chas used to hit home runs.

No tag line after the second home run.

I have a feeling he was told to cut that shit out. 

Flip flop Cam and Yordan in the batting order

I think we may be capped at 5 runs so we better not give up anymore

Lmao can we just not have a 3rd base coach

Haha suck it assholes get back to your positions

Good night for newbies for the Astros and the Horns. Jonah Williams in his first start 2 hits 3 rbi for Horns (not bad for a 17 yo).  2 Dingers 4 rbi for Cam. 

2 hours ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Miss Tucker a little less tonight.

It's crazy how much better Rodgers is at 2B than Altuve.   Altuve is good but Rodgers is elite.

As tucker was a double short of the cycle today.

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

walker has to be 110% in the field

 

 

 

 

 

out hitting our starting catcher 

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Let’s just say I don’t expect the season to end that way. 

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