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Not complaining about getting guys on base, but we need to land a knockout punch. Ready for an XBH after all these walks and singles.

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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5 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Compete. Yes he did. He's still not a shitbag in my book. Isn't it honorable to get the best effort from your opponent?

Soto shuffle was bush league bullshit, but he seems to have toned that down a bit.  

Our fans booed Carlos Beltran for the rest of his career after 2004.

our fans are dumb

 

(yes, in hindsight it was worthwhile booing for the later sign stealing but no one knew that in 2005, 2006, etc)

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Soto shuffle was bush league bullshit, but he seems to have toned that down a bit.  

Agreed and he was 20.

He has played on what, 4 teams now already. That'll level off some if the hubris. 
 

wow.  What a play by Diaz!!!

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2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Agreed and he was 19.

Yes... we know, Joe Buck.    

bathroom lines are ridiculous 
Shouldve worn your diaper like me
...dumbass
Just now, Scraps said:

Shouldve worn your diaper like me
...dumbass

Isn't that why the cups they sell beer in are so big? 

This pitcher for the Mets did not make the majors until he was 32. He is now 35 that is this fucking crazy. Forrest Whittaker might have hope. 

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This pitcher for the Mets did not make the majors until he was 32. He is now 35 that is this fucking crazy. Forrest Whittaker might have hope. 
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1 minute ago, Iceman said:

This pitcher for the Mets did not make the majors until he was 32. He is now 35 that is this fucking crazy. Forrest Whittaker might have hope. 

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Old man tricks.  Sonofa...
 

Forrest Whitley. 

C'mon Framber

 

Keep your Zen

 

Nobody up in the Astros pen. 
 

Fuck yeah!!!DP!!!!!

Damn Jake.  Don't use em all up...

Those last three pitches by Framber were just freaking unhittable

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I liked that, Framber!

Let's stretch. 

7 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

Tuve workin on a golden sombrero 

He has a hit already

I'm probably the only one but I'd've liked to see Framber go for an opening day cgso

16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Not feeling Opening Day Hader.

Ump wants him after that call on Abreu

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Gameday showed ball 4 to Alonso catching the edge.

Automate b's and s's.  Quit fucking around

Just now, David Dennison said:

Bullpen in mid season form.

As is Blue with the seasonal strike zone. . 

wtf, you walk the bases loaded, you should get taken out. Espada is already showing he learned nothing.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

wtf, you walk the bases loaded, you should get taken out. Espada is already showing he learned nothing.

It turned out to be a good call

That was pretty much middle middle...which beats walking the bases loaded any day

I was about to really sweat that Nimmo AB but luckily a buddy at the game spoiled it for me. Seems like TV feed is about 40 seconds behind.

No offense to Hader, but I don't mind at all if he doesn't get a save opportunity today. Gimme 1 or 2 insurance runs.

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