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19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's putting up abreu numbers heading into may. that's very bad 

No- that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying I don’t think he’s that bad a baseball player as what his results currently show. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No- that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying I don’t think he’s that bad a baseball player as what his results currently show. 

Agreed.  Slumps are always magnified at the beginning of the season.  He'll come around.

And he's an asset at 1B even when he's not hitting.

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I miss Grae
Not sure why but he is available. DFAd today

Game is tied with Abreu playing that because the runner knows he isn't catching it.

Yeah, Abreu kicks that thing into the corner, lol.  Nice play, Walker.

What's with Defensive Replacement Espada leaving Yordan, Cam, and Altuve all in for the 9th?

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

walker needs to drop in the line up 

This lineup is deep, it has like seven #8 hitters.

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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On a road trip with the kids today quizzing them on why MLB teams have the nicknames that they do…

we got to San Diego and I say, “which of course means, whale’s va…..[girlfriend interrupting] “Don’t!”

Just now, Hornsbay22 said:

What a series win, Abreu 2.0 is about carry. 

 

#4 and #5 starters stepping up 

who called into to the post game with a fake black voice to talk about dana brown for gm of the year ?

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

who called into to the post game with a fake black voice to talk about dana brown for gm of the year ?

Probably Dana 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

who called into to the post game with a fake black voice to talk about dana brown for gm of the year ?

Surprised Kenan Thompson GIF

It only took the 20th game to win two in a row.

 

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9 hours ago, runthebone said:

.500 with this shitty offense is ok, I guess

And an entire rotation of starters on the IL.

Whitley to closer tonight. Abreu and Hader prob both not available

so nobody mentioned Lance missing his scheduled start yesterday for CC? 

At least this time is just stomach discomfort. But man, it's always something with this guy. 

Framber on a Sunday and no rainbow underarms?

 

LFG!!!

Lol never thought puny ass Dubon would destroy someone

Dubon utility moving to DB for the Texans?

Too bad the safety bag is too woke for pro sports. That likely wouldn’t happen 

I didn't think it was that bad at full speed, but that was actually a pretty good collision.  Did he break his collarbone or something?

Now imagine if it was Altuve.  Still 2' from the bag?

5 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Dubon utility moving to DB for the Texans?

Ime “wanna take a charge or two?” 

Well this is one way to win...knock out every player

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