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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Kalas was slurpin

Dezenzo.....



 

It's his thumb!

Good clean up man driving in that run

nice catch but Cam should have called him off

That at-bat showed Yordan’s issue - his bat is just under hittable pitches. Maybe he needs Charlie Sheen’s glasses from Major League.

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

That at-bat showed Yordan’s issue - his bat is just under hittable pitches. Maybe he needs Charlie Sheen’s glasses from Major League.

I was thinking the same thing earlier today…. Whether ige just can’t see anymore.

 

that or Bregman passed him the pop up king crown 

10 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

this fuckin team with the bases loaded

Cam Smith with an AB that was 10 times better than Altuve and Yordan. 
I’m sick of the Yordan that sucks shit through a straw. 

Bruh, did you even look out there to see where the ball went?

Yariel is spanish for suck

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yariel is spanish for suck

We need to refer to him as Yainer Maldonado until he proves better than that. 

Abreu/Hader sure is an interesting choice in this game....smoke em if you got em

Over .500 and feeling good.  Must be expecting us to score 10 tomorrow burning those two in a 4 run game.

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Over .500 and feeling good.  Must be expecting us to score 10 tomorrow burning those two in a 4 run game.

Forrest Whitley will take the baton all the way to the finish line. 

Not just a series win but a series win going through Gausman and Bassitt. 

We are close to being back. 

It helps the BJs suck at hitting more than we do

23 games into the season and Altuve is not one of Top 12 on the team in WAR and neither is Alvarez.

 

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41 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Unhittable Hader is a nice surprise.

It shouldn't be, since Covid he's alternated shitty season with great season.

ERA

2020 - 3.79

2021 - 1.23

2022 - 5.22

2023 - 1.28

2024 - 3.80

2025 - 0.75

16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It shouldn't be, since Covid he's alternated shitty season with great season.

ERA

2020 - 3.79

2021 - 1.23

2022 - 5.22

2023 - 1.28

2024 - 3.80

2025 - 0.75

Hold on to your asses next year.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Let's sweep these fucks 

 

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Thanks a funky line up order - I guess it’s the same as last night so … I didn’t get to watch. But I wouldn’t have guessed this at the beginning of the year for sure

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Fyi game starts right now at 640.

Not sure why because both teams are off tomorrow and its not a national broadcast or anything. Also NBA has nothing to do with it.

Hangers are bangers

What channel,is this game on tonight?
Alt space city channel
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Hangers are bangers

Alt space city channel

Is that on direct tv? 

Walker dong followed by Yainer triple.....

New day boys

Is that on direct tv? 
Should be 674-1 or something. I have it on directv stream

Yordan pull that son [emoji24]

Still got job done with sac

42 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fyi game starts right now at 640.

Not sure why because both teams are off tomorrow and its not a national broadcast or anything. Also NBA has nothing to do with it.

Damnit.  Better to miss going up 3-0 than down 3-0 I guess.

And Dezenzo iz back.

What was the deal with Chas's bunt?  Official scorer gave him a sac but he reached first safely and there was no error.

Maybe the Kikuchi trade wasn't as one sided as we thought last year.

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

What was the deal with Chas's bunt?  Official scorer gave him a sac but he reached first safely and there was no error.

Fielders choice with no out recorded. 

What was the deal with Chas's bunt?  Official scorer gave him a sac but he reached first safely and there was no error.
Said sac fielders choice. They think if pitcher would have went to 1st he would have been out....which he probably wouldn't have

Kalas seems to think they may change it

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