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25 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I won’t believe Javier or Garcia is coming back until they have a minor league rehab start. At this point, I can only assume the Astros are using some discount Tommy John doctor for these guys.

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34 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I won’t believe Javier or Garcia is coming back until they have a minor league rehab start. At this point, I can only assume the Astros are using some discount Tommy John doctor for these guys.

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

a coupon is a coupon 

a cartoon character says " the " b " is for " bargain "

11 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s in KC

 

either way, burn up those arms 

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

100% agreed but hopefully at some point the injury news finally turns positive because it's been beating after beating after beating with all the setbacks with the pitching staff over the half-decade plus

It’s how baseball pitching works now.

 

Rodgers people....rodgers.

Put some respek on his name.

Not Rogers mofos

5 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Ort is due back soon and LMJ to follow with Arrighetti behind him and maybe even one of Javier/Garcia post ASB. Assuming everything goes to plan health-wise, Dana Brown is going to have some tough choices to make with the active roster. 

It’s why I’d love to see Framber sent packing (if all that happens) if we can get a prospect on the level of Cam Smith to solve 2B or CF. 

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Off days suck. 
 

For the bats

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On 4/23/2025 at 8:13 PM, Scraps said:

Gusto seems like he doesn't suck

 

On 4/23/2025 at 9:43 PM, tx 3 putt said:

5 - 1 homestand

3 - 1 Gusto 

 

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I never paid much attention to him, but now that I've been introduced to his pitching I can say...  mucho gusto.

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On 4/24/2025 at 11:25 AM, DoobieWah said:

And it’s called a “double header”. 
 

😉

How many endings do the player?

KC's city connects are better than most

Why is Hunter Brown playing LF?

Feels like that was our first caught stealing all year, but somehow on the fastest player in the league.

Seth Lugo is fucking us up

Lulz, what was Cam doing there?  Guess it worked.

13 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

exit velo for KC hits tonight:
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Kind of like 2015 Game 4

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Kind of like 2015 Game 4

 

too soon 

we should have won it all n 2017 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This game blows

Fucking fucks on offense suck so much dick right now. 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Gotta go get 'em Astros

Guess not

Gotta love an off day followed by that flaming turd.  

LMJ day down in corpus. This is his last rehab start all goes well and he’s back on a big league mound for the first time in what- 30 months?  
 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

LMJ day down in corpus. This is his last rehab start all goes well and he’s back on a big league mound for the first time in what- 30 months?  
 

Final line for McCullers: 5.0 IP | 3 H | 0 R | 1 BB | 7 K

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Final line for McCullers: 5.0 IP | 3 H | 0 R | 1 BB | 7 K

71 pitches. If he can manage to not get in a car wreck headed home or sleep wrong or something like that he should be starting next week. Good for him. Very happy for him. 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

71 pitches. If he can manage to not get in a car wreck headed home or sleep wrong or something like that he should be starting next week. Good for him. Very happy for him. 

Lance McCullers had a stellar start in Corpus today.

He threw 5 scoreless innings.

3 H
0 ER
1 BB
7 K

Tons of swings and misses. 71 pitches and 45 strikes.

His curveball looked excellent. Also was able to work with runners on and get the necessary outs. 

The next step should be joining the Astros hopefully at the end of next week.

Walt Jocketty died.  Worthy fucking adversary with the Cards.  RIP

Good to escape that inning with only 1 given up

14 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

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judas

Keep talking shit about Abreu 2.0!

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Good to escape that inning with only 1 given up

judas

 

Judas Priest, maybe. 

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