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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

yordan needs to check his T level 

 

yordan - fuck you 3putt !!!!!

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Walker just killed a kid with no soul

Maybe that is the sacrifice required by Jobu

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Pitcher of the month 

He was my AL cy young prediction. Probably won’t happen, but certainly could at this point in time. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He was my AL cy young prediction. Probably won’t happen, but certainly could at this point in time. 

As they showed on the broadcast, he’s the best pitcher in the majors since the end of April last year 


(his April 2024 was horrendously bad though now that I think about it)

 

58 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

As they showed on the broadcast, he’s the best pitcher in the majors since the end of April last year 


(his April 2024 was horrendously bad though now that I think about it)

 

Him and Arrighetti were as bad as any major league pitcher has ever been last April. Since then both have been good (Arrighetti) to amazeballs (brown). 

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Him and Arrighetti were as bad as any major league pitcher has ever been last April. Since then both have been good (Arrighetti) to amazeballs (brown). 

 

LMJ / javier / garcia / arrighetti / france 

that's a good rotation, all injured 

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

LMJ / javier / garcia / arrighetti / france 

that's a good rotation, all injured 

Better than 1/2 the league i think. Maybe a 90 win team with a solid offense supporting it. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Better than 1/2 the league i think. Maybe a 90 win team with a solid offense supporting it. 

 

LMJ hit his 10 years service time. Time flies 

35 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

10 years and 127 regular season starts as a starter is pretty hard to do 

 

 

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67% of a season

45% of a season

67% of a season

75% of a season

No season

100% of a season (but it's covid- 60 game season, so, who cares)

90% of a season

25% of a season

Missed sesaon

Missed season

???????? (could get 80% of a season if he came up and never missed a start- more likely lucky to get 50% of a season)

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

10 years and 127 regular season starts as a starter is pretty hard to do 

I know Brown isn't a stats guy, but maybe broke pitchers is the new market inefficiency. 

Astros are facing the team with the second best record in MLB.

Detroit is 18-10 and they have strange pizza 

9 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Astros are facing the team with the second best record in MLB.

Detroit is 18-10 and they have strange pizza 

Hinch is gonna have them in the WS soon.

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

Hinch is gonna have them in the WS soon.

Only to lose as the overwhelming favorite.

1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

I know Brown isn't a stats guy, but maybe broke pitchers is the new market inefficiency. 

As long as you have enough of them...has worked for the Dodgers

2 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Astros are facing the team with the second best record in MLB.

Detroit is 18-10 and they have strange pizza 

 

then we are only 3.5 out from the 2nd best record in baseball

20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Feels like Espada is just pulling names out of a hat now 

The desire to continue to give Dubon playing time over everyone else on the team needs to be exterminated.

dubon is printing out this thread 🙏🙏🙏

 

blanco needs to keep improving. good team in that other dugout 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

The desire to continue to give Dubon playing time over everyone else on the team needs to be exterminated.

HEB contract must of came with an minimum plate appearance clause

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

The desire to continue to give Dubon playing time over everyone else on the team needs to be exterminated.

 

39 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Glad we got another Dubon game. Yippee! 

Pena at leadoff also makes me twitch but I guess he does have a higher obp than Altuve right now.

Altuve needs to play 2nd in non-Framber non-Brown starts.

That's our Altuve.  He blocked it right at his feet.

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

did they only make one heb commercial ?

The other 4 were made with Pressly, Bregman, and Tucker



dubon is printing out this thread [emoji120][emoji120][emoji120]
 


It will help about as much as that torpedo bat

How's Mr. Lauren Burke going to do us like that?

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