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It’s been a weird year already made even weirder by Altuve asking to bat 2nd because he wants an extra 10 seconds running the extra 180’ from LF vs 2B 

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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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10 extra seconds are for the gloves and helmet.

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Episode 101 is up. We talk pitching. 
 

 

 

it's bad ass, and a second wave of arms are on the way

next topic 😁

23 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

Don't worry he will tear his flux capacitor tomorrows pen 

Maybe this is better suited for r/unpopularopinion but lately I've found myself becoming increasingly annoyed with Julia's chuckling during the broadcast and the way she throws it back to the booth with her grating "tuh kay" and I can't stand her constantly hawking Kenda Scott's bullshit overpriced costume jewelry scam. Flame me if you must, but y'all know how the saying goes...."somebody somewhere is sick of her shit?"

17 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Maybe this is better suited for r/unpopularopinion but lately I've found myself becoming increasingly annoyed with Julia's chuckling during the broadcast and the way she throws it back to the booth with her grating "tuh kay" and I can't stand her constantly hawking Kenda Scott's bullshit overpriced costume jewelry scam. Flame me if you must, but y'all know how the saying goes...."somebody somewhere is sick of her shit?"

LilShep will be along shortly to deal with you 

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

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Why has Cam only started 4 of our last 7?

Maybe this is better suited for r/unpopularopinion but lately I've found myself becoming increasingly annoyed with Julia's chuckling during the broadcast and the way she throws it back to the booth with her grating "tuh kay" and I can't stand her constantly hawking Kenda Scott's bullshit overpriced costume jewelry scam. Flame me if you must, but y'all know how the saying goes...."somebody somewhere is sick of her shit?"
Calm down

Bullshit, that hit him.

I may have to unfollow Lauren Burke on insta

Is Rogers hurt or does Espada believe Dubon should starts?

36 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why has Cam only started 4 of our last 7?

Because Espada is a waterhead. 

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Is Rogers hurt or does Espada believe Dubon should starts?

He loves him some Dubon. It’s gross. 

2 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Yuli DFA’d from Padres.

Too bad

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5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Because Espada is a waterhead. 

He loves him some Dubon. It’s gross. 

It's like when Dusty had that spell when Shitty Jack Mayfield was the first name on the lineup card.  Or when Dubon was.  But I don't think Dubon ever played with Espada's kid.

Leadoff walk to the 9 hole hitting a smooth .125

Then our defensive 2b fucks up the dp with a bad throw.

Cool cool.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Leadoff walk to the 9 hole hitting a smooth .125

Then our defensive 2b fucks up the dp with a bad throw.

Cool cool.

Doesn’t matter. After they got on board with the leadoff HR we had zero chance of winning this game. That was too steep a hill. Everything else tonight is just overkill. 

33 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Is there a worse 2 strike hitter than Meyers?

 

I’ll hang up and listen 

Meyers last 7 games 0-11 with 8 strikeouts. He should be late inning def sub AT BEST. Jake Marisnick 2.0 without the hair or arm.

Attaboy Jake, cleared the pitcher spot

Reaching 100 ABs....Diaz sucks ass. Send him down to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with him.

And no i am not joking.

Meyers last 7 games 0-11 with 8 strikeouts. He should be late inning def sub AT BEST. Jake Marisnick 2.0 without the hair or arm.
Bro he was just our cleanup hitter like a week ago!

Not much you can do when you run into a buzzsaw like Reese Olson

8 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Meyers last 7 games 0-11 with 8 strikeouts. He should be late inning def sub AT BEST. Jake Marisnick 2.0 without the hair or arm.

Jake Marisnick was a better player on every way I believe.  Very similar dudes with Marisnick a little better at everything imo. 

11 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Yainer can take some terrible ABs.

The last ABs Yordan and Yainer had were two of the worst ABs I've ever seen

Altuve walked.  I think that's at least 2 this week.

Walker!

Paredes is slow but I would have sent him there with 2 outs and the way Yainer is going.

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

Let’s go Walker!

Just needed another degree of launch angle and it would have been a no doubter

Reaching 100 ABs....Diaz sucks ass. Send him down to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with him.

And no i am not joking.
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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

is walker slowly heating up ??

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