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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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4 IP, 5 hits, 1 walk, 6K's, 2 ER's.  2 of the hits came after he would have been out of the inning.  That wasn't a bad start outside of the 7 runs.  

Literally 95% of balls in play would score Altuve fucking Walker

How many blue ball jokes will Reddick make in the post game show?

1 hour ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

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Yep- you nailed it. 

Frustrating game to lose when we leave a village on the base paths and they get 5 unearned runs, 4 of them on a crawford box wall scraper that was coming straight down. 

Oh well, good series win against a pretty good team without any of our big boys pitching.  Go sweep the White sox for a 5-1 week and we will probably be in 1st.  Quasi successful big league debut for Blubaugh- he wasn't in over his head even if things didn't completely go his way on the scoreboard.  Now, we get to watch LMJ throw his first pitch in 30 months against a AAAA team in Chicago.  

All in all, I guess I’ll take a 16-14 record through April.

If I could change one thing (other than having Arrighetti sit his ass on the bench instead of picking flowers in the OF during BP) it’d be to flip at least of the games in Seattle when we were Espada’d bringing in Taylor Scott who promptly blew game 1. And then the complete bullpen implosion in game 3 up 5-0 through top of the 8th only to lose 7-6.

34 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

All in all, I guess I’ll take a 16-14 record through April.

If I could change one thing (other than having Arrighetti sit his ass on the bench instead of picking flowers in the OF during BP) it’d be to flip at least of the games in Seattle when we were Espada’d bringing in Taylor Scott who promptly blew game 1. And then the complete bullpen implosion in game 3 up 5-0 through top of the 8th only to lose 7-6.

I think (hope) that Wednesday loss in Seattle will be the worst loss of the season for us.  Hopefully it ends up meaning nothing.

The Astros offense is performing horrifically- with a sub 90 ops+  Guys that are capable of hitting with good track records in the bigs suck.  We could have buried ourselves (like we did last year) with that horrific offensive start but instead we are a sweep of the white sox away from (probably) ending the week in first place in the division.  It's an acceptable April even if it's not what we'd have hoped for out of spring training. 

58 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

ohh hey, a thursday off 

Can’t believe it

McCullers's first start in 915 days (bubble wrap him until then)

 

Because it's the White Sox, it's kind of still a minor league start.  

I'm excited for him.

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It's May 1, Bitches!

Today marks the first day of you no longer bitching about shit it April.

The pricing staff is dealing and the bats are awakening from hibernation.

Prepare to move into division lead in June.

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Hard to believe there are toddles out there that only know McCullers Jr has their mommy’s caffeine dealer. 


Mommy isn’t that your barista on the mound?

Wasn't McCullers last start at the White Sox in the playoffs too?

Just remember Altuve hitting a massive tank off that troll looing dude Hendricks. 

23 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Wasn't McCullers last start at the White Sox in the playoffs too?

Just remember Altuve hitting a massive tank off that troll looing dude Hendricks. 

Good memory but that was 2021.

he came back late 2022. His most recent start was that debacle in game  3 of the World Series in Philly right before Javier and crew saved the season with the no-hitter.

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19 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Good memory but that was 2021.

he came back late 2022. His most recent start was that debacle in game  3 of the World Series in Philly right before Javier and crew saved the season with the no-hitter.

Thats right forgot about that come back.  He gave up all the bombs to save our bullpen. 

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2 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Hard to believe there are toddles out there that only know McCullers Jr has their mommy’s caffeine dealer. 


Mommy isn’t that your barista on the mound?

This whole damn 2.5 year ordeal has just been one long marketing stunt, hasn’t it?

 

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

verlander and kachui .... 0-6

Awesome, that means JV will be really cheap when we trade for him in 3 months.

JV is very stuck at 262

 

Kikuchi as an Astro:  ERA+ 150, FIP 3.07

2025:  99, 5.04

3 years, $63.7M

I mean he was never getting to 300 anyway but his last 3 starts have been pretty good with nothing to show for them

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

JV is very stuck at 262

 

Kikuchi as an Astro:  ERA+ 150, FIP 3.07

2025:  99, 5.04

3 years, $63.7M

Anyone signing with the Angels is a clown and needs to be mocked and ridiculed forever. 

42 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Hunter fucks

 

He was on here today also starting around 1:29:00 mark 

 

On 5/1/2025 at 12:46 PM, Slacks said:

It's May 1, Bitches!

Today marks the first day of you no longer bitching about shit it April.

The pricing staff is dealing and the bats are awakening from hibernation.

Prepare to move into division lead in June.

You mean before Mother's Day. 

Max Fried named AL Pitcher of the Month.

i didn’t realize how good fried has been—i thought mahle of arlington was the competition as of like 4-5 days ago.

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super close, ties goes to the yankee, obviously.

3 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

Max Fried named AL Pitcher of the Month.

i didn’t realize how good fried has been—i thought mahle of arlington was the competition as of like 4-5 days ago.

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super close, ties goes to the yankee, obviously.

Brown was better more punch outs and era is basically dead balls on the same. That’s why his WAR was significantly higher. Whatever. Tie goes to the Yankee as you said. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Lulz, Altuve's 1st OF assist!

 

slight misplay on the ball but got the out at the plate 

1 hour ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

Max Fried named AL Pitcher of the Month.

i didn’t realize how good fried has been—i thought mahle of arlington was the competition as of like 4-5 days ago.

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super close, ties goes to the yankee, obviously.

Nearly double the WAR for 7 extra Ks seems silly.  Was their also a HR difference?

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