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These White Sox are vintage 2012 Astros

This ump is a dipshit

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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Man when they commit 2 errors in same inning you got to make them pay jfc raisin balls

Couldn't they have turned a 5-4-3 there?

And I hate Altuve trying to bunt with a risp

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Framber giving it up against this bunch of scrubs

Take Framber out in Lake Michigan and push him overboard

What the hell is Rodgers doing, I expect that shit from Altuve.

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9 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

What the hell is Rodgers doing, I expect that shit from Altuve.

 

deer caught in the head lights 

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Between this, horns, and no rain in Austin I’mma cut a bitch before this night is through.

Chris Redd Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

Glad half full:

 

It’s May 2, ~1/5th of the way through this season 

Framber is 1-4 with a 4.39 era

arrighetti has made 2 starts

We lost Bregman and Tucker. Yordan and Yainer have a combined 6 HRs

And somehow we’re still a game over .500

 

8 hours ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Is it too soon in the season to say "Fire Espada and shoot Tanner Scott into the sun"? 

No. Because both moves aren’t overreactions they are just doing something that needs to be done. The best day to do something that needs to be done is today. 

Last nights loss irritates me more than the Seattle meltdown because the White Sox actually fucking suck. Losing any game to them is unacceptable. Especially getting pretty much dominated by them the whole game.

Better run off 7 straight Ws like last year now

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Last nights loss irritates me more than the Seattle meltdown because the White Sox actually fucking suck. Losing any game to them is unacceptable. Especially getting pretty much dominated by them the whole game.

Better run off 7 straight Ws like last year now

yep, anything short of a sweep against the White Sox is an embarrassment

11 hours ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Is it too soon in the season to say "Fire Espada and shoot Tanner Scott into the sun"? 

Lol - I meant Tayler Scott. Too much alcohol last night after an embarrasing loss. Whatever his name is he needs go the route of Montero. 

19 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It was a good run.

RiP

 

Updated lineup vs CWS

Jeremy Peña - SS
Jose Altuve - LF
Isaac Paredes - 3B
Christian Walker - 1B
Yainer Diaz - C
Victor Caratini - DH
Zach Dezenzo - RF
Brendan Rodgers - 2B
Jake Meyers - CF

Hunter Brown - RHP

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

RiP

 

Updated lineup vs CWS

Jeremy Peña - SS
Jose Altuve - LF
Isaac Paredes - 3B
Christian Walker - 1B
Yainer Diaz - C
Victor Caratini - DH
Zach Dezenzo - RF
Brendan Rodgers - 2B
Jake Meyers - CF

Hunter Brown - RHP

Why the fuck does cam smith only play every other day?  

20 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It was a good run.

 

remember when Tucker was 'day to day' ...

After taking a foul ball of his shin during their game on June 3, he went from having a day-to-day designation, to being placed on the short-term injured list, to missing the All-Star Game, and then to being moved to the 60-day IL

 

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26 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why the fuck does cam smith only play every other day?  

So dumb

35 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why the fuck does cam smith only play every other day?  

Gotta get jaKe Meyers more ABs!

What’s the point of having Cam Smith on the big league team if he’s not going to play?

What’s the point of having Cam Smith on the big league team if he’s not going to play?
Need to rest. He's old and the season is long.

Bloop after bloop leads to runs, but that happens every time we strike out with a runner in scoring position.

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