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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

162-0

can't win them all without winning game 1!

Just now, DaysOff said:

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i didn't call them pussies for no reason!  Too bad M's and A's are playing each other tonight.

OK, Bitches... It's almost April. Let's get this shit started....

Jordan ain't shit.

Altuve ain't shit.

Hader ain't shit.

Pena probably aint shit.

Framber is ok.

Rake Myers is a killer, but he ain't shit.

Fire everybody.

1-0 ain't shit.

Y'all some hoes and ain't shit.

The Angels are 0-1 did MR alltime best player ever get hurt yet?

5 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Hader wins on Ball 4. 
 

Gotdam dude.  Pitch like you are paid to pitch.  Stop being a fucking pussy!!!

Dude just couldn't put away those first 3 batters. Got to 2 strikes in all 3 counts and then they just kept fouling shit off. 

Not a good performance of course, but buckling down to get the next 3 guys to K/Sac Fly/K is pretty close to ideal when you're looking at bases juiced, no outs. and tenuous 3-0 lead.

I wish we could have a routine stress-free ninth inning with a three run lead.  I'm not terribly impressed with hader.

Edited by Focht Up

why did we pay for Hader again

happy we won tho

Edited by Rimbo

Damn, I love Astro’s winning opening day game.

6 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

I wish we could have a routine stress-free ninth inning with a three run lead.  I'm not terribly impressed with hader.

Has there been a worse GM in baseball than Crane/Bagwell?

7 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

MLB.tv + unlocator.com smartDNS subscription 

Just wanted to share this in case anyone else ends up going this route. I found a coupon code and it gave 50% off 2 year subscriptions during signup. Code = THEGIFT

I ended up getting VPN + SmartDNS service for $59.50 for 2 years. I could have picked the SmartDNS only for $34.50 for 2 years, but decided to get one with the VPN as well. 

And it worked perfectly after I got it set up and the MLB app stopped being a POS. 

Mets broadcast with high praise for Framber Valdez:

"I think he has the best curveball of any left handed pitcher in the game"

 

Meditating Houston Astros GIF by Jomboy Media

I listened to their broadcast for the whole game.  They called it pretty straight.  They were very complimentary of the Astros.

 got a kick out of them hammering keith hernandez, especially Ron Darling.  Evidently he is moving to South Carolina for something.

Just now, Iceman said:

I listened to their broadcast for the whole game.  They called it pretty straight.  They were very complimentary of the Astros.

 got a kick out of them hammering keith hernandez, especially Ron Darling.  Evidently he is moving to South Carolina for something.

 

they call a good game 

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

I'd trade Hader as quickly as possible. 

Should have traded him last year

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8 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Should have traded him last year

Agreed, but as someone pointed out his contact makes it much harder

Those new ACs working well, that bitch was cold.

It's fun seeing all the new faces in the line up, not fun seeing the ones behind the bar. 

Espada got a question about Hader’s shakiness and what he “saw”? 

His response “I got one of the best closers in the game. That’s how I saw it.”

 

surly thread :

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I think a Hader outing is the health equivalent of smoking two packs of cigarettes while drinking a pint.

 

 

 

 

41 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I think a Hader outing is the health equivalent of smoking two packs of cigarettes while drinking a pint.

 

 

 

 

 

only 161 more games to go !!!

52 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I think a Hader outing is the health equivalent of smoking two packs of cigarettes while drinking a pint.

 

 

 

 


The least automatic, automatic closer in the game.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 “I got one of the best closers in the game. That’s how I saw it.”

I mean he’s right…one of the 30 best.

3 hours ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Just wanted to share this in case anyone else ends up going this route. I found a coupon code and it gave 50% off 2 year subscriptions during signup. Code = THEGIFT

I ended up getting VPN + SmartDNS service for $59.50 for 2 years. I could have picked the SmartDNS only for $34.50 for 2 years, but decided to get one with the VPN as well. 

And it worked perfectly after I got it set up and the MLB app stopped being a POS. 

does it work on your phone? i couldn't get my setup on either my desktop or my phone (Express VPN + MLBTV app) to work on the video side, audio pbp. I had the same issue last year for a while and then a few weeks into the season I was able to watch on my desktop with Express VPN but never really able to watch on my phone iirc.

 

12 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Will Abreu and Hader flip roles at some point this season?

 

not likely with Hader's salary

45 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

does it work on your phone? i couldn't get my setup on either my desktop or my phone (Express VPN + MLBTV app) to work on the video side, audio pbp. I had the same issue last year for a while and then a few weeks into the season I was able to watch on my desktop with Express VPN but never really able to watch on my phone iirc.

 

Theoretically you should, but I know I had trouble getting it to work last year.

https://support.unlocator.com/article/184-how-to-setup-iphone

They do offer a 1 week free trial if you wanted to try it out.

(wait until Monday if you want to start the free trial though as tomorrow's game is on Apple TV+ where MLB.tv won't help you, and Saturday's is on FOX....  actually, assuming you're in Texas, I guess you can do a trial run this weekend getting it set up using the Rangers as your guinea pig (as their blackout territory is the same as the Astros in Texas)

4 hours ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Just wanted to share this in case anyone else ends up going this route. I found a coupon code and it gave 50% off 2 year subscriptions during signup. Code = THEGIFT

I ended up getting VPN + SmartDNS service for $59.50 for 2 years. I could have picked the SmartDNS only for $34.50 for 2 years, but decided to get one with the VPN as well. 

And it worked perfectly after I got it set up and the MLB app stopped being a POS. 

Glad it worked for you. It really is the way to go.

And yeah, they have options that are dirt cheap. I usually go with a monthly plan and cancel after the World Series since I only use it for baseball and don't need it from Nov-Mar, but last year they had a 1 year special that, at the time was 70% off, and ended up paying $16 for the DNS package for 12 months.

Combined with the half-off deal I got on MLB.tv by being a member of the MLBPAA, my all-in cost for a season's worth of all MLB games was $116...same price someone a few pages back is paying for 1 month to be able to watch the Astros.

1st half of season is out,  and Astros have tonight and May 16 @ Arlington on AppleTV.
 

Date Game Time (ET)
March 28 Orioles at Blue Jays 7 p.m. 
  Mets at Astros 8 p.m.
April 4 Dodgers at Phillies 6:30 p.m.
  Rays at Rangers 8 p.m.
April 11 Pirates at Reds 6:30 p.m.
  Tigers at Twins 8 p.m.
April 18 Twins at Braves 7 p.m.
  Mariners at Blue Jays 7 p.m.
April 25 Red Sox at Guardians 7 p.m.
  Rangers at Giants 10 p.m.
May 2 Padres at Pirates 6:30 p.m.
  Cubs at Brewers 8 p.m.
May 9 Cardinals at Nationals 6:30 p.m.
  Giants at Twins 8 p.m.
May 16 Astros at Rangers 8 p.m.
  Mariners at Padres 9:30 p.m.
May 23 Dodgers at Mets 7 p.m.
  Diamondbacks at Cardinals 8 p.m.
May 30 Red Sox at Braves 7 p.m.
  Yankees at Dodgers 10 p.m.
June 6 Diamondbacks at Reds 7 p.m.
  Cubs at Tigers 7 p.m.
June 13 Angels at Orioles 7 p.m.
  Padres at Diamondbacks 9:30 p.m.
June 20 Mets at Phillies 7 p.m.
  Royals at Padres 9:30 p.m.
June 27 Rays at Orioles 7 p.m.
  Cardinals at Guardians 7 p.m.

Edited by Iceman

How do we get Dezenzo and Smith in the line up at the same time?

Have we gave up on either of them playing 3B? or Do we move Altuve in to 2B and let one play LF?

24 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

How do we get Dezenzo and Smith in the line up at the same time?

Have we gave up on either of them playing 3B? or Do we move Altuve in to 2B and let one play LF?

I don't feel good about Cam being moved from 3B at all. 

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That's fine and all, but he needs to homer pretty soon to get to 60.

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That felt like a Deja vu game of most of our games last year. Barely score to support our best pitcher into crossing your fingers hader doesn’t fuck up the game. Almost did. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

That felt like a Deja vu game of most of our games last year. Barely score to support our best pitcher into crossing your fingers hader doesn’t fuck up the game. Almost did. 

That’s baseball. Didn’t score a ton of runs but the quality of at bats from Walker and Paredes was nice. They didn’t just go up there and swing at bad pitches early in the at bat.

Any tips for getting an Apple TV+ trial?

I doubt I’m eligible after subscribing at some point in the last year.

Will moving a decimal (period) in my email address work?

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The game will/should be on thetvapp.to website. Click on MLB at the top of the page. 98% of the time it works perfectly but every once in a while it has buffering issues. But it’s the best way I know to watch without a subscription or a jailbroken fire stick.IMG_0914.thumb.jpeg.d528f7c4ab7aeb39d7bc303628f6ce2c.jpeg

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