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  • Scraps
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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Esch said Brice Matthews hit for the cycle yesterday

2nd cycle in Space Cowboys history

Bucknor starting his dumb shit early. That 3rd strike to Elly will come back to bite us in the ass when he calls some fucking idiotic strike when we have bases loaded or some shit

More of that from Diaz would be appreciated

[mention=530]UTPhil2006[/mention] on the scoreboard with his I love single moms T-shirt 
I mean its even better...its actually I support single moms with a chick on a stripper pole
4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Have a day, Ronel

 

he's building up steam !!!

We're so fucking back, as long as we play the NL Central. Mostly. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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The turned away quick from that shirt lol, tried to tell everyone about it

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's building up steam !!!

Was thinking today he is Valdez 2.0.  Can be unhittable when he is letting his ball move and finding the zone.   Gives up piss rods when not. 

 

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Was thinking today he is Valdez 2.0.  Can be unhittable when he is letting his ball move and finding the zone.   Gives up piss rods when not. 

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Ronel was filthy today but I could tell CB was on his bullshit.  Diaz gave us enough to win thankfully because when I saw that lineup I figured no way we score anything. 

3-0 this year on games I’ve attended.  Mets, Padres & Reds

If I told you that the Reds were held to 3 runs in 26 innings and the Astros scored 18 runs in the series I think most on this board would have thought the Astros swept the series.

Funny how one little 10 run inning can fuck up a potentially great weekend.

2 hours ago, Pablo said:

3-0 this year on games I’ve attended.  Mets, Padres & Reds

+rep for only going to see us play traditional rivals

Astros fan check-in. Has anyone here made threats to LMJ, or his family over the last 2 weeks?

I really feel the most any of us surly horn Karens would ever do, is leave an absolutely scathing review on his cafe’s website. 

Surly on, my fellow fanatics.

Go Stros. Oh and I hope we figuratively decapitate the royals tonight. 

24 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Oh and I hope we figuratively decapitate the royals tonight. 

 

Depends if Q wants to trot Zerpa out there in mid-relief.

 

23 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Astros fan check-in. Has anyone here made threats to LMJ, or his family over the last 2 weeks?

I really feel the most any of us surly horn Karens would ever do, is leave an absolutely scathing review on his cafe’s website. 

Surly on, my fellow fanatics.

Go Stros. Oh and I hope we figuratively decapitate the royals tonight. 

I won't call them out directly, but I wouldn't put it past someone whose username rhymes with BaboNabo

57 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Astros fan check-in. Has anyone here made threats to LMJ, or his family over the last 2 weeks?

I really feel the most any of us surly horn Karens would ever do, is leave an absolutely scathing review on his cafe’s website. 

Surly on, my fellow fanatics.

Go Stros. Oh and I hope we figuratively decapitate the royals tonight. 

I called him quite a few homophobic slurs, but did not threaten his family. 

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

Astros fan check-in. Has anyone here made threats to LMJ, or his family over the last 2 weeks?

I really feel the most any of us surly horn Karens would ever do, is leave an absolutely scathing review on his cafe’s website. 

Surly on, my fellow fanatics.

Go Stros. Oh and I hope we figuratively decapitate the royals tonight. 

Fans are going to fan whether their idiot fans like Yankee fans or our own fans.  
 

I would be pissed too if I saw my barista out there attempting to strike out major league hitters. I mean c’mon Joe, WTF!

1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Get yordan back and thats our best line up?

Yep. In my opinion there isn't a below average hitter (with Yordan back) in that lineup (except maybe Meyers) nor a super easy out.  There's not a ton of world beaters so Yordan has to be Yordan, but 1 freaking amazing hitter- 4 or 5 good hitters and 3 average hitters should score some runs.

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Not gonna lie....Witt Jr is one of my favorite non Astros

That stro poll man lol.

How about Altuve batting 6th

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Not gonna lie....Witt Jr is one of my favorite non Astros

Freaking dude is awesome and irritating to play against. 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

That stro poll man lol.

How about Altuve batting 6th

9th imo. 

16 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Not gonna lie....Witt Jr is one of my favorite non Astros

 

He's a good one at heart, and a great teammate. Not sure why he's our DH tonight. He doesn't take nights off from the field, typically.

Still may have Zerpa in relief, so there's hope left on the other side tonight.

Pulled way too early, IMO.
Don't worry Scott sucks too
2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:
Pulled way too early, IMO.

Don't worry Scott sucks too

 

Well, yeah, but I was thinking more of burning up your pen from an early pull, and leading to problems later in the series.

 

We are in a 17 games in a row stretch....don't worry our mastermind manager has it all figured out lol

Probably get some Dubon pitching tonight the way this is going

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