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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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It’s fun having a first baseman who can field the position.

48 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Assuming Whitley comes up tomorrow

This is the year.  I can feel it in my subcockles.

43 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This is the year.  I can feel it in my subcockles.

Forrest Whitley struck out 2 over a scoreless 9th inning for Sugar Land tonight. He threw 10 pitches, 9 for strikes, and was up to 98.2 MPH. 

6 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

This team is super close to being mediocre 

hey, the Orioles sure have dropped off...

so after the all star break ?

Espada on Alvarez: "I just want to make sure that it complete goes away . We don't want to go back to where he feels something again and we have to restart the process again. ... I'ts there, but every day it feels better."

numbers heading the right way but we need more hits ....

As a team, the Astros rank third in the AL in OPS with runners in scoring position with a .754 mark, trailing only the Tigers (.803) and Yankees (.786)

 

there's no hope for more 'power' even when yordan gets back 

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Watch that lineup score double digits.

surly thread is slacking in trashing the line up 

Good luck Framber....hope you have a perfect game in you

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Good luck Framber....hope you have a perfect game in you

Brown’s complete game absolute gem Thursday wasn’t good enough. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Brown’s complete game absolute gem Thursday wasn’t good enough. 

 

one bad pitch

hopefully he can learn from his mistakes !

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

this ejection has been brewing 

Too bad he couldn’t have been ejected before fill out out that late term abortion of a lineup card. 

Not good when Dave Raymond and Blum are calling you stupid for challenging an umps bottom of the zone  with Framber on the mound on your side 

18 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Not good when Dave Raymond and Blum are calling you stupid for challenging an umps bottom of the zone  with Framber on the mound on your side 

Brandon Hyde is out there.

Just sayin'.

this ejection has been brewing 
So is his ejection from our franchise
17 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I really hate this team. They are so freaking boring

They lost their clubhouse leader in Bregman. Yordan and Altuve are not vocal leaders. Fuck Jim Crane. Cheap son of a bitch ended the dynasty prematurely.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

They lost their clubhouse leader in Bregman. Yordan and Altuve are not vocal leaders. Fuck Jim Crane. Cheap son of a bitch ended the dynasty prematurely.

He's not cheap. We have a top 10 payroll.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

so after the all star break ?

Espada on Alvarez: "I just want to make sure that it complete goes away . We don't want to go back to where he feels something again and we have to restart the process again. ... I'ts there, but every day it feels better."

After the All-Star break? What the fuck!  

Seriously, what could possibly be wrong with the guy that would have him out for weeks?  He is supposedly only 27, okay, factor in the Cuba birth certificate and he could be over 30 and if so those aches are called being over 30 so deal with it.  

Umm if you can't grip or swing a bat you are worthless...thats kind of the point of baseball you know

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

They lost their clubhouse leader in Bregman. Yordan and Altuve are not vocal leaders. Fuck Jim Crane. Cheap son of a bitch ended the dynasty prematurely.

There is being cheap and there is someone who views players as assets and will spend accordingly with the periodic wild hair impulse buy, say Hader for example.  

Bregman at 31 is at a career high for exit velocity and hard hit% which is not only the norm for most players, but what indicated he was going to start the way he has this year?  

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's not cheap. We have a top 10 payroll.

You know who is not cheap, the owner of the Padres who was a top 5 payroll in a much smaller market than Houston. Crane not playing the game of keeping your top end talent is inexcusable. Especially with Bregman.

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Umm if you can't grip or swing a bat you are worthless...thats kind of the point of baseball you know

Understood, so what the fuck happened where he can grip a bat? 

Seriously, if you are 27, aside from some autoimmune issue  what can possibly cause so much pain and discomfort you can't grab and hold a bat?  

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's not cheap. We have a top 10 payroll.

 

he's not worth what he wanted 

1 minute ago, PGFrog said:

Understood, so what the fuck happened where he can grip a bat? 

Seriously, if you are 27, aside from some autoimmune issue  what can possibly cause so much pain and discomfort you can't grab and hold a bat?  

 

this why @Wulaw Horn needs to sit in on all player medical exams !!!!!

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The Rangers douche keeps mispronouncing Yainer’s name calling him Yandy. Fuck Roku broadcasts

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

this why @Wulaw Horn needs to sit in on all player medical exams !!!!!

I’ve never understood since he initially started having problems with his hands why he didn’t go to an ax handle bat. It’s basically made for this/hammate bone problems. 

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5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

You know who is not cheap, the owner of the Padres who was a top 5 payroll in a much smaller market than Houston. Crane not playing the game of keeping your top end talent is inexcusable. Especially with Bregman.

You mean the guy who tried to buy a championship before he died two years ago and now his estate is the owner of the team?  

 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I’ve never understood sounded he initially started having problems with his hands why he didn’t go to an ax handle bat. It’s basically made for this/hammate bone problems. 

Similar to the problem that plagued Junior though I believe with Griffey it first started hitting a wall on a catch. 

2 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

You mean the guy who tried to buy a championship before he died two years ago and now his estate is the owner of the team?  

 

They’re still spending 

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